How to shorten Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by 500 pages

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http://london.craigslist.org/laf/304872107.html
http://london.craigslist.org/laf/304875071.html

Comments

[teaberryblue]

No one has replied to either of them yet! :-(

[liret]

Harry is definitely not going to save the world if this is the best he can do. L.V.'s add is much more tempting.

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He should have had Hermione write it, really.

[liret]

Yes. I think we all know what would happen if the final showdown between good and evil was a battle of verbal skills.

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Harry: HEY! DOESN'T CAPSLOCK COUNT FOR ANYTHING?

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Guilty.

One of my other lj friends used Craigslist for the first time, and somehow it led me to that.

[rhikat]

Life would be so much easier for the Wizarding World if they'd just get with it and start using the internet.

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OotP with the Internet:

BoyWhoL1ved80: Srs! R U kdinaped?
AngstyPup: no i'm rite here. kreacher is lookin at the fire 4 sum reazin. whassup?
BoyWhoL1ved80: Sum1 is tryin 2 keel u1!1@12!11
AngstyPup: 0 n0ez! I stay h0mez!
BoyWhoL1ved80: ok good.

[joannabanana23]

I was already LMAO at the Craigslist stuff, and then I got to this post and noodles came flying out of my mouth with alarming velocity!

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BoyWhoL1ved80: acci0 pr0nz?

[patagonian]

Best. Craigslist. Ever.

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Thanks :-D

[patagonian]

You are most welcome. I'm still grinning whenever I think of it :)