Because Captain John Hart is a lead-cheerleader for the Innuendo Squad...

[tea_wifout_milk]

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Go ahead, Captain...

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There's no Wrong Way to Eat a Katie.

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OOC: And there is no better way to meet John Hart than through meta-innuendo-y-memes... Also for reference: as to how she actually agreed to posting this, go here

Comments

[goodathart]

I bet not.

Is this an invitation?

[tea_wifout_milk]

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An invitation for ridicule? Apparently.

An invitation for eating me? No.

[goodathart]

Oh, no one's going to ridicule you.

Well, that's a disappointment.

[tea_wifout_milk]

Well thank goodness for that.

Sorry to disappoint. (oh... wait... I'm not!)

[alien_catcher]

Brilliant!

[tea_wifout_milk]

Heh, yes!

Captain Hart is having a field day with this one....

[alien_catcher]

Oh, this would be the doing of John Hart!

[hofficoffi]

Hasn't anyone warned you about that man?

Then again, you probably don't need it. He isn't exactly subtle.

[tea_wifout_milk]

... No, nobody's said anything about him. Not even Owen. I really should talk to Owen about some of his friends.

I've realized. Captain Hart tried getting me to try what his meme answer suggested. I'm not even remotely interested in anybody else other than Owen.

[hofficoffi]

I'm not entirely sure 'friend' is the word he would use.

Try hitting him with a rolled-up newspaper.

[tea_wifout_milk]

Oh, good. I was beginning to think some of Owen's standards have dropped.

I'll have to keep that in mind then.

ooc: I highly approve of that solution! Best mental image EVER!