At a friend's house, had to pee. Standing at the terlit, streaming, let a little fart, and whoosh. Dammit to hell, shit enough to make a mess on my ass but lucky not on my pants, as I got them down and sat down just for the rest of the green explosion ( Read more... )

One time I was at this job in the middle of a cleared corn field. (urban sprawl) I had to go, but I was 15 miles from anywhere. To make a long story short I had to poo in a bucket in the customers bushes. I also had to use 8x10 paper. (ouch)

I had a dream once where I was leading two girls into my bedroom, clothed only in my jeans and underwear. Just as I stepped into my room, my ass let go and a river of dirrahoea sprayed on the ground ( Read more... )

I truly hate beer shits- anyone else here ever have those? where after a night of drinking large quantities of beer you end up the next morning with crampy painful pooping?
man i hate that.

Is it true eating bananas help you digest better and also, help you shit out a lot easier?

I've been having a rough time. I keep pushing with all my might!

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I crapped a wet, moist brown poo. It hurted when I pushed it out. My hole was sore. So I sat and let it cooled down. Then I got up and pulled my "90% Angel, 10% Devil" undies up and walked the dog. Oh my lordy, I totally forgot to WIPE! Oh I felt the brown gravy mashed potato poo on my pink innocent undies ( Read more... )

Alright.

No one ever updates. It's always the mod's who have high spirits for their communities. Everytime I read funkypete's entries about his 'logs' it puzzles me. I don't understand why he calls them logs in the first place? So I looked at logs from outside..are they that long? are they very branchy? then i looked at log cakes, those Christmas log cakes ( Read more... )

Alright.

No one ever updates. It's always the mod's who have high spirits for their communities. Everytime I read funkypete's entries about his 'logs' it puzzles me. I don't understand why he calls them logs in the first place? So I looked at logs from outside..are they that long? are they very branchy? then i looked at log cakes, those Christmas log cakes ( Read more... )