Welcome to 'Round One' of The Dark Knight Rises Kink Meme. This round will close when it reaches three thousand comments and after two weeks, another prompt post will open.
Joseph cannot believe how huge and gorgeously muscular Tom's gotten for his role as Bane. He hadn't really seen Tom since the end of Inception, and all those feelings he'd tried to suppress come rushing back when he first caught a glimpse of Tom's amazing arms. And then on top of that, he gets to work with Christian Bale and wow, does he ever fill out that Batman suit. Two gorgeous, hunky actors and it's all Joseph can do not to blush and flub his lines while thinking of what it might be like to be pinned by one of those muscular men...or maybe even both...
FILL: Slight - Bale/JGL/Hardy - R [PART 1]nolikereallyJuly 30 2012, 22:03:36 UTC
Truth be told, he still dreams about it occasionally, usually the one day toward the end of filming when they went out drinking in their expensive suits and Hardy kept smirking at him. He still can't remember a thing he said; it was probably all embarrassing, probably the emotional nonsense he keeps buttoned up under layers of pretense and propriety. He does remember Hardy getting up from the table, smirking down at him with lips flushed from the tequila, and pausing just a moment too long before heading to the men's room
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FILL: Slight - Bale/JGL/Hardy - R [PART 2]nolikereallyJuly 30 2012, 22:46:51 UTC
"Okay," as it turns out, is the dumbest thing Joseph has ever predicted, because by the end of the third day of shooting-- with no further sign of Hardy-- he is practically swooning over Bale. They've done two days of chatter shots, trading lines and feeding off each others' energy; now he's shooting with Oldman, and Nolan is being picky.
When at the end of the fifth day Nolan is talking about taking the whole scene out, Bale listens to Joseph's frustrations as they strip off their makeup, and afterward kidnaps him to go out for a couple of beers.
Joseph is too stressed out to be self-conscious at first, but after an hour of listening to Bale's self-deprecatory humor and about three beers, he suddenly remembers the last time he went out drinking with a (fascinating, attractive) cast member, and he feels his mouth drying up even while Bale is pulling up his pants leg to display an impressive bruise from a fight scene. Have I said anything embarrassing yet? Oh god, am I doing anything embarrassing right now?"You know," says Bale,
( ... )
FILL: Slight - Bale/JGL/Hardy - R [PART 3]nolikereallyJuly 30 2012, 23:42:16 UTC
He's on the lot early, because he's always early for everything, even when it means (like now) standing around waiting for the important people to arrive. He perks up like a puppy when Bale arrives, and almost forgets the reason he ostensibly came by; Bale waves at him on his way to dressing, affable and not over-familiar, just totally cool like always, and Joseph's wearing a stupid grin even before the goddamn Batman steps out of the dressing room
( ... )
FILL: Slight - Bale/JGL/Hardy - R [PART 4]nolikereallyJuly 30 2012, 23:42:43 UTC
Bale appears out of nowhere and claps him on the shoulder; his mask is off and his black eye makeup is smudged grotesquely, but between Bale's broad shoulders and Hardy's powerful torso and arms, Joseph is having a hard time thinking about faces. He's never felt so small, so slight, in his life. They could crush him easily between them, and to be honest, he could die happy that way.
There's conversation, most of which goes ringing through Joseph's head in a haze of increasingly painful realization: he is so not over Hardy, and this isn't stopping him from crushing on Bale. When Hardy hugs him again, demonstrative as ever, and tells him to come back next time, Joseph finds himself staggering back to his car, wondering if he can be excused from the next day's shooting on grounds of insanity, because clearly he is insane.
Joseph cannot believe how huge and gorgeously muscular Tom's gotten for his role as Bane. He hadn't really seen Tom since the end of Inception, and all those feelings he'd tried to suppress come rushing back when he first caught a glimpse of Tom's amazing arms. And then on top of that, he gets to work with Christian Bale and wow, does he ever fill out that Batman suit. Two gorgeous, hunky actors and it's all Joseph can do not to blush and flub his lines while thinking of what it might be like to be pinned by one of those muscular men...or maybe even both...
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When at the end of the fifth day Nolan is talking about taking the whole scene out, Bale listens to Joseph's frustrations as they strip off their makeup, and afterward kidnaps him to go out for a couple of beers.
Joseph is too stressed out to be self-conscious at first, but after an hour of listening to Bale's self-deprecatory humor and about three beers, he suddenly remembers the last time he went out drinking with a (fascinating, attractive) cast member, and he feels his mouth drying up even while Bale is pulling up his pants leg to display an impressive bruise from a fight scene. Have I said anything embarrassing yet? Oh god, am I doing anything embarrassing right now?"You know," says Bale, ( ... )
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Bale appears out of nowhere and claps him on the shoulder; his mask is off and his black eye makeup is smudged grotesquely, but between Bale's broad shoulders and Hardy's powerful torso and arms, Joseph is having a hard time thinking about faces. He's never felt so small, so slight, in his life. They could crush him easily between them, and to be honest, he could die happy that way.
There's conversation, most of which goes ringing through Joseph's head in a haze of increasingly painful realization: he is so not over Hardy, and this isn't stopping him from crushing on Bale. When Hardy hugs him again, demonstrative as ever, and tells him to come back next time, Joseph finds himself staggering back to his car, wondering if he can be excused from the next day's shooting on grounds of insanity, because clearly he is insane.
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UNF. This is just gorgeous -fans self-
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