How to say "my car was stolen"?

[tddpirate]

• The bastards stole my car shortly before it was going to need overhaul!
• My car succumbed to the charms of a car thief and eloped with him.
• My car has been organlegged (inspired by Larry Niven).
• I suspect that my car was enlisted to assist in a bank robbery.
• My car was sold, in exchange for $0 and notification of the police, to a car thief.

Comments

[anonymous]

How about "my car hates me and has decided to divorce me and leave home"!!!!

Nice.

[shlomif]

Nice, I liked this entry.

I'm trying to think of something with Chuck Norris in it, but cannot. Oh well.