[Voting] :: [Week 04]
Week 4 voting! :D These get better every week XD
Voting Rules
01. For each question, choose the response that you feel is the best response. Base your decision on entertainment value, cleverness, and/or creativity; this is completely subjective to your own personal preferences. Which one do you like the best?
02. Only select one response per question.
03. You may vote for yourself if you truly think it is the best.
04. At the end of your comment, please specify whether you'd like two random cards or a Rank C Certificate.
VOTING FORM
Name: Your name~
Card Post: A link to your card post, as proof of being a tcg_exchange member
Votes:1a, 2c, 3f ..... 10a (or some other understandable listing)
Choice 2 random cards OR a Rank C certificate
Name: Your name~
Card Post: A link to your card post, as proof of being a member
Votes:1a, 2c, 3f ..... 10a (or some other understandable listing)
Choice 2 random cards OR a Rank C certificate
You have until 7 PM PST Sunday, November 29 to submit your votes.
01. How many puppies did Pongo and Perdita orignally have?
Correct answer: 15
a) But the title 'Fifteen Dalmatians' just didn't have the same ring to it, so they decided to adopt.
b) Not enough, clearly. (Took them adopting 84 more to be satisfied!)
c) Fifteen horrid little white rats w/no spots at all. Needless to say, it was a bit of a shocker for Pongo:
d) too many 15
e) Way more than the veterinarian said they would when Perdita had that fertility treatment.
f)
g) "Fifteen puppies! Fifteen!" *Pongo's dizzy face here -- how you YOU like to be dealing with fifteen runts?
h) 15 puppies
i) 15
02. In Beauty and the Beast, what did Maurice's invention do?
Correct answer: It chopped wood. (And in the end, it also exploded :D)
a)
(It's a "chopper" motorcycle made of wood. A "wood chopper," lol.)
b) Maurice created an invention so unuseful that there wasn't even a line in the movie that described what it did. Some say it was supposed to chop up wood from unruly angles and throw it to the other side of the room, but the truth of the matter is that it's supposed to chop up wood and hit the random people just trying to grab the ketchup on the other side of the room.
c) Chops wood
d)
e) Chopping what could become driftwood
f) A refreshing new way to cut one's outdoor chores in half!
g) Chop wood and stack it in the wood pile if it was positioned correctly. Unfortunately it liked hitting people more than the wood pile.
h) Squeezed a little shimmy and a shake out of Maurice as he proudly proclaimed his love for pink spotted underwear for all to see.. oh, and chopped wood as well.
i) Chopped wood
j) Essentially it was intended to be a big noisy beaver.
03. What does Gaston do to try to force Belle to marry him?
Correct answer: He tries to get her father thrown into the insane asylum.
a) Get her her father thrown in the looney bin. Just think what he'd have done to his future mother-in-law if she'd been alive.
b) Gaston tries to have Belle's father institutionalized if she won't marry him, which results in him finding out the truth about the Beast and the whole hunt that gets him killed. Think that backfired much?
c) Gaston threatened to have her father locked up for being just another mad inventor!
d) Threatens to throw Maurice into the insane asylum with the likes of people like these
e) Gaston threatens to have Belle's father institutionalized if she refuses to marry him, because emotional blackmail is the heart of every happy marriage. e_e
f) Threatens to have Maurice locked up in an asylum if she refuses to wed him
g) An extreme in not knowing how to take 'no' for an answer: condemning her father to be insane.
04. Why did Aladdin hesitate to wish the Genie free?
Correct answer: He was afraid that he could not continue pretending to be a prince (and later a sultan) without Genie's help.
a) Al would totally fail to appear princely without his number-one assistant's magical PR spin, so he puts off releasing him from his contract as long as possible.
b) Prince Aliiiiiiiiiiii~ Fabulous heeeeeeeee~ Aliababwaaaaaaa did not have theeeeeeee~ courage in heeeeeee~ to woo his floweeeeeer~
c) Because he needed Genie to make him a prince again, as Jasmine was NOT going to marry him in just a vest and pants.
d) Without the Genie, "I am not who you think I am."
e) He's a giant coward who thinks that he and his fleas will make a bad sultan.
f) Right, because I'm sure anyone else would have an easy time giving up 1/3 of their wishes >.>
g) He was having a personal dilemma; being a successor to the sultan is no easy task. Just check out that feathery contraption.. not to mention those full eyebrows and that perfect handlebar mustache.
h) Because, let's face it, he looks kind of...well, naked without his cuffs of lamp-servitude.
i) How can a street rat keep being a prince without his magical backup that made him a prince in the first place? Insecurity = fail.
05. Why did Aladdin wish to be a prince?
Correct answer: Aladdin was in love with Princess Jasmine, but the law required her to marry a prince.
a) "The law says that only a prince can marry a princess" - yeah that sucks. Guess he kind of had to if he wanted to get anywhere near Jasmine.
b) "But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east and Jasmine is the sun.." Wait, no. "I'm just a boy, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love him." Ah, screw it: "It's a love story, Jasmine just say YES!"
c) It seemed like a better occupation than "street rat" to present to his future father-in-law.
d) Because Jasmine was grounded after sneaking out of the palace to see him.
e) the chicks ;)
f) "You know what the law says! A princess must marry a prince by her sixteenth birthday!"
"But daddy! I don't want to end up knocked up and without a brain like all the other girls!"
g) To enable him to fraudulently marry a princess, never mind that outside a Disney film, discovery of such a criminal action would probably cost him his life.
h) Who wouldn't want their own theme song?
06. Why did Mulan disguise herself as a male soldier?
Correct answer: So that her aged father wouldn't have to join the army.
a) "You don't understand! My father is sick! He would have died!"
"You don't understand! All this time, we could have had our butts kicked by you and then we'd have to say we lost to a girl."
b) Needing to train hard and face the ruthless Huns in battle is nothing compared to having to go and meet the Matchmaker...
c) you know, 'cause she secretly likes crossdressing and wanted to take her ill father's place in the army
d) Because she'd tried the China-doll look and it didn't work out, so joining the army was about her only option left in terms of finding herself a husband.
e) To both save her father from near-certain death and to win honor for her family.
f) The shoddy economy, that's why! You know how much an ancient chinese haircut costs?!? A girl, *ahem*GUY's, gotta make budget cuts somewhere. Especially one set on joining the army.
g) For a piece of that hot ass.
h) she likes it B)
07. What was Flounder's gift to Ariel after she saves Eric's life?
Correct answer: A life-size statue of Eric that fell off Eric's ship in the storm
a)
*
b) What is now known as Michelangelo's David of the Sea
c) A hunky statue of Eric that's as hard as his abs.
d) A statue of Eric-- Oops! I mean, this one
e) A statue of Eric. Hey, if she can't have the real thing, a fake is almost as good... right?
f) A life-size version of her lover, to keep her company while they were apart.
g) Supporting unhealthy obsessions with cute guys we just met: that's what friends are for.
The image in (a) was submitted by two participants
08. In Hercules, what was Phil's dream?
Correct answer: To train a hero so great that the gods would hang a picture of him in the stars and that people would say, "That's Phil's boy!"
a) To turn a zero into a hero *queue the gospel choir*
b) To train the greatest hero that ever was, so great the gods would hang a picture of him in the stars and people would say, "That's Phil's boy!"
c) To finally have a student famous enough to be able to cash in on all their royalties, endorsements and product lines!
d) To train a hero
e) To be as famous for coaching successful heroes as Béla Károlyi is for coaching successful gymnasts.
09. What is Timon and Pumba's motto?
Correct answer: Hakuna Matata
a) Hakuna Matata!
b) Hakuna Matata
c) Hakuna Matata
d) Don't Worry Be Happy!
d)
e) - Hakuna Matata?
- Yeah. It's our motto!
- What's a motto?
- Nothing. What's a-motto with you?
f) Hakuna Matata
10. Who is the author of Winnie the Pooh?
Correct answer: A. A. Milne
a) A. A. Milne
b) Written by A. A. Milne and illustrated by E. H. Shepard, a duo that would rock the world and claim the hearts of children all over the globe until Dr. Suess came into the picture.
c) A. A. Milne
d) Father and Son and Bear
e) Oh bother. I suppose you'd find him, Mr. Milne, at Pooh's Corner
Voting Rules
01. For each question, choose the response that you feel is the best response. Base your decision on entertainment value, cleverness, and/or creativity; this is completely subjective to your own personal preferences. Which one do you like the best?
02. Only select one response per question.
03. You may vote for yourself if you truly think it is the best.
04. At the end of your comment, please specify whether you'd like two random cards or a Rank C Certificate.
VOTING FORM
Name: Your name~
Card Post: A link to your card post, as proof of being a tcg_exchange member
Votes:1a, 2c, 3f ..... 10a (or some other understandable listing)
Choice 2 random cards OR a Rank C certificate
Name: Your name~
Card Post: A link to your card post, as proof of being a
Votes:1a, 2c, 3f ..... 10a (or some other understandable listing)
Choice 2 random cards OR a Rank C certificate
You have until 7 PM PST Sunday, November 29 to submit your votes.
01. How many puppies did Pongo and Perdita orignally have?
Correct answer: 15
a) But the title 'Fifteen Dalmatians' just didn't have the same ring to it, so they decided to adopt.
b) Not enough, clearly. (Took them adopting 84 more to be satisfied!)
c) Fifteen horrid little white rats w/no spots at all. Needless to say, it was a bit of a shocker for Pongo:
d) too many 15
e) Way more than the veterinarian said they would when Perdita had that fertility treatment.
f)
g) "Fifteen puppies! Fifteen!" *Pongo's dizzy face here -- how you YOU like to be dealing with fifteen runts?
h) 15 puppies
i) 15
02. In Beauty and the Beast, what did Maurice's invention do?
Correct answer: It chopped wood. (And in the end, it also exploded :D)
a)
(It's a "chopper" motorcycle made of wood. A "wood chopper," lol.)
b) Maurice created an invention so unuseful that there wasn't even a line in the movie that described what it did. Some say it was supposed to chop up wood from unruly angles and throw it to the other side of the room, but the truth of the matter is that it's supposed to chop up wood and hit the random people just trying to grab the ketchup on the other side of the room.
c) Chops wood
d)
e) Chopping what could become driftwood
f) A refreshing new way to cut one's outdoor chores in half!
g) Chop wood and stack it in the wood pile if it was positioned correctly. Unfortunately it liked hitting people more than the wood pile.
h) Squeezed a little shimmy and a shake out of Maurice as he proudly proclaimed his love for pink spotted underwear for all to see.. oh, and chopped wood as well.
i) Chopped wood
j) Essentially it was intended to be a big noisy beaver.
03. What does Gaston do to try to force Belle to marry him?
Correct answer: He tries to get her father thrown into the insane asylum.
a) Get her her father thrown in the looney bin. Just think what he'd have done to his future mother-in-law if she'd been alive.
b) Gaston tries to have Belle's father institutionalized if she won't marry him, which results in him finding out the truth about the Beast and the whole hunt that gets him killed. Think that backfired much?
c) Gaston threatened to have her father locked up for being just another mad inventor!
d) Threatens to throw Maurice into the insane asylum with the likes of people like these
e) Gaston threatens to have Belle's father institutionalized if she refuses to marry him, because emotional blackmail is the heart of every happy marriage. e_e
f) Threatens to have Maurice locked up in an asylum if she refuses to wed him
g) An extreme in not knowing how to take 'no' for an answer: condemning her father to be insane.
04. Why did Aladdin hesitate to wish the Genie free?
Correct answer: He was afraid that he could not continue pretending to be a prince (and later a sultan) without Genie's help.
a) Al would totally fail to appear princely without his number-one assistant's magical PR spin, so he puts off releasing him from his contract as long as possible.
b) Prince Aliiiiiiiiiiii~ Fabulous heeeeeeeee~ Aliababwaaaaaaa did not have theeeeeeee~ courage in heeeeeee~ to woo his floweeeeeer~
c) Because he needed Genie to make him a prince again, as Jasmine was NOT going to marry him in just a vest and pants.
d) Without the Genie, "I am not who you think I am."
e) He's a giant coward who thinks that he and his fleas will make a bad sultan.
f) Right, because I'm sure anyone else would have an easy time giving up 1/3 of their wishes >.>
g) He was having a personal dilemma; being a successor to the sultan is no easy task. Just check out that feathery contraption.. not to mention those full eyebrows and that perfect handlebar mustache.
h) Because, let's face it, he looks kind of...well, naked without his cuffs of lamp-servitude.
i) How can a street rat keep being a prince without his magical backup that made him a prince in the first place? Insecurity = fail.
05. Why did Aladdin wish to be a prince?
Correct answer: Aladdin was in love with Princess Jasmine, but the law required her to marry a prince.
a) "The law says that only a prince can marry a princess" - yeah that sucks. Guess he kind of had to if he wanted to get anywhere near Jasmine.
b) "But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east and Jasmine is the sun.." Wait, no. "I'm just a boy, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love him." Ah, screw it: "It's a love story, Jasmine just say YES!"
c) It seemed like a better occupation than "street rat" to present to his future father-in-law.
d) Because Jasmine was grounded after sneaking out of the palace to see him.
e) the chicks ;)
f) "You know what the law says! A princess must marry a prince by her sixteenth birthday!"
"But daddy! I don't want to end up knocked up and without a brain like all the other girls!"
g) To enable him to fraudulently marry a princess, never mind that outside a Disney film, discovery of such a criminal action would probably cost him his life.
h) Who wouldn't want their own theme song?
06. Why did Mulan disguise herself as a male soldier?
Correct answer: So that her aged father wouldn't have to join the army.
a) "You don't understand! My father is sick! He would have died!"
"You don't understand! All this time, we could have had our butts kicked by you and then we'd have to say we lost to a girl."
b) Needing to train hard and face the ruthless Huns in battle is nothing compared to having to go and meet the Matchmaker...
c) you know, 'cause she secretly likes crossdressing and wanted to take her ill father's place in the army
d) Because she'd tried the China-doll look and it didn't work out, so joining the army was about her only option left in terms of finding herself a husband.
e) To both save her father from near-certain death and to win honor for her family.
f) The shoddy economy, that's why! You know how much an ancient chinese haircut costs?!? A girl, *ahem*GUY's, gotta make budget cuts somewhere. Especially one set on joining the army.
g) For a piece of that hot ass.
h) she likes it B)
07. What was Flounder's gift to Ariel after she saves Eric's life?
Correct answer: A life-size statue of Eric that fell off Eric's ship in the storm
a)
*
b) What is now known as Michelangelo's David of the Sea
c) A hunky statue of Eric that's as hard as his abs.
d) A statue of Eric-- Oops! I mean, this one
e) A statue of Eric. Hey, if she can't have the real thing, a fake is almost as good... right?
f) A life-size version of her lover, to keep her company while they were apart.
g) Supporting unhealthy obsessions with cute guys we just met: that's what friends are for.
The image in (a) was submitted by two participants
08. In Hercules, what was Phil's dream?
Correct answer: To train a hero so great that the gods would hang a picture of him in the stars and that people would say, "That's Phil's boy!"
a) To turn a zero into a hero *queue the gospel choir*
b) To train the greatest hero that ever was, so great the gods would hang a picture of him in the stars and people would say, "That's Phil's boy!"
c) To finally have a student famous enough to be able to cash in on all their royalties, endorsements and product lines!
d) To train a hero
e) To be as famous for coaching successful heroes as Béla Károlyi is for coaching successful gymnasts.
09. What is Timon and Pumba's motto?
Correct answer: Hakuna Matata
a) Hakuna Matata!
b) Hakuna Matata
c) Hakuna Matata
d) Don't Worry Be Happy!
d)
e) - Hakuna Matata?
- Yeah. It's our motto!
- What's a motto?
- Nothing. What's a-motto with you?
f) Hakuna Matata
10. Who is the author of Winnie the Pooh?
Correct answer: A. A. Milne
a) A. A. Milne
b) Written by A. A. Milne and illustrated by E. H. Shepard, a duo that would rock the world and claim the hearts of children all over the globe until Dr. Suess came into the picture.
c) A. A. Milne
d) Father and Son and Bear
e) Oh bother. I suppose you'd find him, Mr. Milne, at Pooh's Corner
