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01. Why are there Interstate Highways in Hawaii?
Correct answer: n/a
a) Because everyone's too busy surfing and eating pineapple to think about it.
b) I think Hawaii is just lonely, so they have to make interstates to feel more included. ;(
c) They wanted cool signs like everyone else.
02. What answer is blowin' in the wind?
Correct answer: n/a
a) The answer that is intangible as the wind, it's right there in front of your face! :D
b) The answer to life, the universe, and everything. It's 42, look there it goes!
c) I herd there were lesbians…
d) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Answer_%28band%29
e) The answer is… oh wait, that's just a tumbleweed.
03. What does "whatever" really mean in it's single-word/answer form?
Correct answer: n/a
a) Time doesn't really matter.
b) Do as you please.
c) Whatever you want it to be! It's a magical word!
d) It doesn't matter! No wait, that's really my answer... D:
e) http://i46.tinypic.com/2colhc5.jpg
04. Why do things always disappear into "thin" air?
Correct answer: n/a
a) I don't know, but if it keeps sucking things into it, it won't be thin for long.
b) UFO's wouldn't be a mystery any more.
c)
d) Disappearing into thick air would be far too easy (and creepy)
e) It's not as impressive if you disappear into "thick" air, as there's less of a challenge. :o
05. Why is it that you always lose socks in the dryer?
Correct answer: n/a
a) Always is a strong word. And besides, that's what sandals are for.
b) It's because there's a portal to another dimension in every dryer, and people in that alternate dimension really need socks.
c) They now belong in the sock puppet gallery.
d) SOCK MONSTER! He gets cold too you know!
e) It's because of the drier gods. You have to make a sacrifice to them every now and then.
06. Why are cats the only animals that always land on their feet?
Correct answer: n/a
a) They have a lot of practice from all the time they spend fighting with ghosts in the middle of the night.
b) Because Kitties must always be prepared for attack!
c) Well, I guess that's that…
d) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dl-awY-PZUo
07. Why do hot dogs come ten to a package and hot dog buns only eight?
Correct answer: n/a
a) They get more attention that way.
b) I think the real question should be why are hot dogs so much shorter than the buns that at the end you're left with just a crappy piece of bread with ketchup on it??
c) It's a marketing ploy. Luckily for me, my math was never terribly strong...
d) Because they want you to buy eight packages of hot dogs and ten packages of hot dog buns.
08. What did Puff do with the strings and sealing wax Jackie Paper brought him?
Correct answer: n/a
a) Jackie paper is the real name for the rock star legend Jimmie Nevis who was reported to have been a big opium smoker in his youth. ”Brought him strings and ceiling wax and other fancy stuff” this is a disguised childhood song about drugs, they are making a dope candle, they use the wax to SEAL in the opium and other bits and peaces, (other fancy stuff) and the string is used as the wick, the candle is then placed in the puff dragon and lit.
b) Made a horrible kite.
c) The only Puff I know is Puff the Magic Dragon, and that's a whole different story. xD
d) A movie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0037991/
e) Guess traveling with a dragon is scary.
09. Why do some squirrels bolt into the road when they see an on-coming car?
Correct answer: n/a
a) They're secretly super squirrels. Why worry about a car?
b) Because their power level is over 9000. Although that isn't much in squirrel terms.
c) I think the more important question here is why are certain people driving on the road who might hit the squirrel.
10. Just how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Correct answer: n/a
a) "The wisest of us all" said 3.
b) The world may never know.
c) Counting that would be more tedious than filing taxes.
d) The world may never know, but this owl is more awesome. :D