[Voting] :: [Week 16]
Voting Rules
01. For each question, choose the response that you feel is the best response. Base your decision on entertainment value, cleverness, and/or creativity; this is completely subjective to your own personal preferences. Which one do you like the best?
02. Only select one response per question. You do not have to vote for a question with only one given response.
03. You may vote for yourself if you truly think it is the best.
04. At the end of your comment, please specify whether you'd like two random cards or a Rank C Certificate.
VOTING FORM
Name: Your name~
Card Post: A link to your card post, as proof of being a tcg_exchange member
Votes:1a, 2c, 3f ..... 10a (or some other understandable listing)
Choice: 2 random cards OR a Rank C certificate
Name: Your name~
Card Post: A link to your card post, as proof of being a member
Votes:1a, 2c, 3f ..... 10a (or some other understandable listing)
Choice: 2 random cards OR a Rank C certificate
You have until 10pm EDT Wednesday, May 5th to submit your votes.
01. Why is a raven like a writing desk.
Correct answer: n/a
a) Poe wrote on both (my roommate's an English major so I have a better knowledge of literature than most math majors)
b) Because you end up saying "Nevermore!" after looking at them.
c) Raven/desk?
d) Well, you see~ Edgar Allen Poe wrote "The Raven" and in "The Telltale Heart", it involved floor boards, which are made of wood. Writing desks are made from wood, therefore they're both related to Edgar Allen Poe, so that's how a raven is like a writing desk.
e) They're nothing alike, it's just a clever marketing scheme.
f) Because you cannot ride either one of them like a bicycle.
02. Please explain the scientific nature of "The Whammy".
Correct answer: n/a
a) Tasmanian devil on crack
b) Paradox
c) Newton's laws cover it quite nicely.
d) There is none. 'The Whammy' just IS.
e) Since wikipedia didn't have an article on "The Whammy" I'll have to refer to illogicopedia's definition of "A French-Canadian Wolf"
f) It was a Tasmanian Devil that got dropped into a radioactive substance and now lives by stealing would-be winners' money.
03. Directions to Neverland: Second star to the right and straight on 'til morning… Second star to the right of what?
Correct answer: n/a
a) It's clearly labeled, why can't you find it?
b) Naturally the North Star would be the assumed reference point, however there is great contention from several scientific sources that given the season, the longitude and latitude in Scotland, and general snobbishness that Peter was actually viewing Venus in retrograde. This is not entirely different than those weirdos arguing over the date of birth of another certain, less-than-pinpointable figure.
c) Well, in the Disney movie it looks like the second star to the right of Big Ben.
d) To the right of the place where you can fight one of the bosses that'll let you see the secret ending of the first Kingdom Hearts
e) THE SUN
f) The clocktower
g) The man in the moon.
04. What is the cat's meow?
Correct answer: n/a
a) A short animated film by Jorge Garcia.
b) Whatever a cat's interested in at a given. So pretty much sleeping and creeping.
c) This amazing AMV
d) Jaws themed kitty
e) Canned soda & sliced pickles
f) That noise it makes when you pet or step on it.
g) Pokemon told me…
05. Why are the majority of mecha pilots teenagers?
Correct answer: n/a
a) Because we need their FIGHTING SPIRIT which loses its effects after age 21.
b) You get more fangirl squealing that way.
c) Fear tactics, because~ "Teenagers scare the living **** outta me!" (MCR-Teenagers)
d) Teenagers fit in the mecha better, smaller pilot.
e) Because adults are too smart to get into those death traps.
f) Because they were born after the Second Impact. And so they can start the world over again after the Third Impact, because everyone else turns into big piles of goo.
06. How is a brilliant orange jumpsuit suitable ninja attire?
Correct answer: n/a
a) No kidding. At least Black*Star had a real ninja outfit
b) Because it's seekritly chameleon colored. Cameras just make it so the jumpsuit APPEAR orange to our view, but makes wearer invisible in their world.
c) Only the cool kids have them.
d) Well, someone needs to be the target for enemy attacks.
e) If life gives you bright orange fabric at discount prices...
f) Three words: Practice makes perfect.
g) Because you have to be pretty damn good to not be seen in that.
07. If the ultimate answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything is "42" what's the question?
Correct answer: n/a
a) How many licks does it take to get the center of a Tootsie Pop?
b) "How many roads must a man walk down." Sounds very significant without actually tying you down to meaning anything at all. (Said Benji the mouse)
c) What's 6 times 7?
d) Everything under the sun
e) Just how many times did the chicken cross the road?
f) "How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?"
08. Why is there always mysteriously another new level above the ultimate power level in anime?
Correct answer: n/a
a) Quick way to keep the plot going. It's actually on the big list of 'what not to do to keep your anime going past when it should have ended'.
b) Because then there would only be one story arc instead of fifteen.
c) They don't call it filler for nothing.
d) BECAUSE THE DRILL NEEDS A HEAVENS TO PIERCE.
e) Well they can't keep going if there's nothing left to achieve, can they?
f) Because the true highest level is OVER 9000!!!!
09. What's the best item to bind part of your soul to when making a horcrux?
Correct answer: n/a
a) Panties, so when you go to steal them...
b) If you've got a pace maker that could be beneficial.
c) Souls are fickle things. Thankfully there's always duct tape.
d) Definitely a newborn. Instant body.
e) *cough*cough*
f) An unassuming toy in a collection of countless unassuming toys.
g) Wearing it makes it easier to get the soul piece back, right?
10. What is the best way to get rid of the "Freshman 15"?
Correct answer: n/a
a) LIPOSUCTION.
b) Taking intensive Japanese courses your sophomore year that leave you no time left to eat *collapses*
c) Every night, set your alarm for just five minutes before class. Think of all the calories you'll burn while running in sheer panic.
d) Loose it before you get it.
e) Once you're no longer a freshman, you can chase down freshman and can them.
f) Start relying on Jenny Craig & the many other health nuts out there who claim to fix your body.
01. For each question, choose the response that you feel is the best response. Base your decision on entertainment value, cleverness, and/or creativity; this is completely subjective to your own personal preferences. Which one do you like the best?
02. Only select one response per question. You do not have to vote for a question with only one given response.
03. You may vote for yourself if you truly think it is the best.
04. At the end of your comment, please specify whether you'd like two random cards or a Rank C Certificate.
VOTING FORM
Name: Your name~
Card Post: A link to your card post, as proof of being a tcg_exchange member
Votes:1a, 2c, 3f ..... 10a (or some other understandable listing)
Choice: 2 random cards OR a Rank C certificate
Name: Your name~
Card Post: A link to your card post, as proof of being a
Votes:1a, 2c, 3f ..... 10a (or some other understandable listing)
Choice: 2 random cards OR a Rank C certificate
You have until 10pm EDT Wednesday, May 5th to submit your votes.
01. Why is a raven like a writing desk.
Correct answer: n/a
a) Poe wrote on both (my roommate's an English major so I have a better knowledge of literature than most math majors)
b) Because you end up saying "Nevermore!" after looking at them.
c) Raven/desk?
d) Well, you see~ Edgar Allen Poe wrote "The Raven" and in "The Telltale Heart", it involved floor boards, which are made of wood. Writing desks are made from wood, therefore they're both related to Edgar Allen Poe, so that's how a raven is like a writing desk.
e) They're nothing alike, it's just a clever marketing scheme.
f) Because you cannot ride either one of them like a bicycle.
02. Please explain the scientific nature of "The Whammy".
Correct answer: n/a
a) Tasmanian devil on crack
b) Paradox
c) Newton's laws cover it quite nicely.
d) There is none. 'The Whammy' just IS.
e) Since wikipedia didn't have an article on "The Whammy" I'll have to refer to illogicopedia's definition of "A French-Canadian Wolf"
f) It was a Tasmanian Devil that got dropped into a radioactive substance and now lives by stealing would-be winners' money.
03. Directions to Neverland: Second star to the right and straight on 'til morning… Second star to the right of what?
Correct answer: n/a
a) It's clearly labeled, why can't you find it?
b) Naturally the North Star would be the assumed reference point, however there is great contention from several scientific sources that given the season, the longitude and latitude in Scotland, and general snobbishness that Peter was actually viewing Venus in retrograde. This is not entirely different than those weirdos arguing over the date of birth of another certain, less-than-pinpointable figure.
c) Well, in the Disney movie it looks like the second star to the right of Big Ben.
d) To the right of the place where you can fight one of the bosses that'll let you see the secret ending of the first Kingdom Hearts
e) THE SUN
f) The clocktower
g) The man in the moon.
04. What is the cat's meow?
Correct answer: n/a
a) A short animated film by Jorge Garcia.
b) Whatever a cat's interested in at a given. So pretty much sleeping and creeping.
c) This amazing AMV
d) Jaws themed kitty
e) Canned soda & sliced pickles
f) That noise it makes when you pet or step on it.
g) Pokemon told me…
05. Why are the majority of mecha pilots teenagers?
Correct answer: n/a
a) Because we need their FIGHTING SPIRIT which loses its effects after age 21.
b) You get more fangirl squealing that way.
c) Fear tactics, because~ "Teenagers scare the living **** outta me!" (MCR-Teenagers)
d) Teenagers fit in the mecha better, smaller pilot.
e) Because adults are too smart to get into those death traps.
f) Because they were born after the Second Impact. And so they can start the world over again after the Third Impact, because everyone else turns into big piles of goo.
06. How is a brilliant orange jumpsuit suitable ninja attire?
Correct answer: n/a
a) No kidding. At least Black*Star had a real ninja outfit
b) Because it's seekritly chameleon colored. Cameras just make it so the jumpsuit APPEAR orange to our view, but makes wearer invisible in their world.
c) Only the cool kids have them.
d) Well, someone needs to be the target for enemy attacks.
e) If life gives you bright orange fabric at discount prices...
f) Three words: Practice makes perfect.
g) Because you have to be pretty damn good to not be seen in that.
07. If the ultimate answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything is "42" what's the question?
Correct answer: n/a
a) How many licks does it take to get the center of a Tootsie Pop?
b) "How many roads must a man walk down." Sounds very significant without actually tying you down to meaning anything at all. (Said Benji the mouse)
c) What's 6 times 7?
d) Everything under the sun
e) Just how many times did the chicken cross the road?
f) "How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?"
08. Why is there always mysteriously another new level above the ultimate power level in anime?
Correct answer: n/a
a) Quick way to keep the plot going. It's actually on the big list of 'what not to do to keep your anime going past when it should have ended'.
b) Because then there would only be one story arc instead of fifteen.
c) They don't call it filler for nothing.
d) BECAUSE THE DRILL NEEDS A HEAVENS TO PIERCE.
e) Well they can't keep going if there's nothing left to achieve, can they?
f) Because the true highest level is OVER 9000!!!!
09. What's the best item to bind part of your soul to when making a horcrux?
Correct answer: n/a
a) Panties, so when you go to steal them...
b) If you've got a pace maker that could be beneficial.
c) Souls are fickle things. Thankfully there's always duct tape.
d) Definitely a newborn. Instant body.
e) *cough*cough*
f) An unassuming toy in a collection of countless unassuming toys.
g) Wearing it makes it easier to get the soul piece back, right?
10. What is the best way to get rid of the "Freshman 15"?
Correct answer: n/a
a) LIPOSUCTION.
b) Taking intensive Japanese courses your sophomore year that leave you no time left to eat *collapses*
c) Every night, set your alarm for just five minutes before class. Think of all the calories you'll burn while running in sheer panic.
d) Loose it before you get it.
e) Once you're no longer a freshman, you can chase down freshman and can them.
f) Start relying on Jenny Craig & the many other health nuts out there who claim to fix your body.
