Table of English Tenses made in porn fashion of slash.

[tayloz9]

the truth is, when you learn something with the strong emotions, you have more chanses to memorize it in future.
so here we go, i offer you, all foreign Hilson slash fans (like me), the re-make of a good english tenses table. 
:)

note! contains strong language and adult reference!

Comments

[ernestin]

Oh Gawd! Where have you been BEFORE my grad school English exam? I'm dead.
And this is my Russian comment (sorry,cannot be translated):
Гыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыы)))

[tayloz9]

yeah ! :D
i always struggled with the tenses, like many people did. now (god bless the slash!) i know the tenses much better ! ;))))

[tayloz9]

PS. you inspired me dear, to make russian version of this... and post it maybe on diary.

[coconut_ice22]

LOL!! *approves of this so hard*. So many dull grammar books out there, why has no one thought to do the slashy porny version before?? Heh, excellent!

[tayloz9]

oh yes!! :DD
well, maybe next century... *sigh*

[damigella_314]

You are a genius! Make sure I can see the Russian version... I need motivation!
I'd need something similar for the possessives, actually.
Whose cock is this? Is it your cock? No, it's not my cock. It's his cock. But it's in your ass! Yes, it's in my ass. Where is your cock? It's in his hand.

[tayloz9]

loool at "Whose cock is this? Is it your cock? No, it's not my cock..."!! this needs copyright! ;)