I just had my first pee as a 19 year old. I want to go back in time, but fast forward my life 20 years at the same time. I like now.

So I just came home from getting my little Crumb's cage and it's all set up and looking perfect in my room. I can't wait to fill it with my little Crumb. YAY!!

This past week was odd ( Read more... )

Thank you Aqualung.

I fear my fish is not longer for this world.

So, for the past...forever, I've been wanting to write a children's book, but a GOOD children's book..a GREAT one. One where kids admire the characters and fight over which one they want to be. It's going to be called To and Fro. It's about a time machine, and an octopus...and maybe under the sea singing mushrooms...as absurd as it sounds, remember ( Read more... )

So I dug a hole. Then SuperMan kissed me.

Is there a cologne called "Super Strong Fucking Nasty As Hell Body Odour" ??????? because a bunch of guys behind me MUST be using it...bathing in it. How do I get in these situations!!!??? I hope it doesn't leak into the fibers of my jacket...or sweatshirt...or hair...or anything on me...ITS HORRID!! WAY WORSE THEN BOBO'S!! AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!..should ( Read more... )

Lately I've been way more productive then normal. Which is nice, cos it's sort of fun not scrambling to get an assignment done the night before. It feels weird though, to have them done and just relaxing the night before....I feel like i should be scrambling around. Oh well ( Read more... )

Funny story ( Read more... )