Sometimes you just gots to use LJ for non-whining purposes.

Deadpool Belt Buckle

"Fuck Communism" Lighter

"It is Difficult to be Alive" Hoodie

Septum Mustache Jewelery

Flamethrower

Jericho 941

Miniature Robert Downey Jr.

PS3 with a big ol' swastika on it

Cake Farts (nsfw?)

1992 Toyota Corolla

Also, everyone to take off work on the same day in summer for the ( Read more... )

My tattoo problems were all solved tonight when Webster contacted me about working on my shit.

Le Fuck Yes.

Ty Winter had an awesome idea and then ten minutes later realized it was not such an awesome idea. Not a bad idea, per se, but still not awesome. He is feeling the most minimal of regrets. Carry on.

I remember when I was dumped and retarded and I kind of sympathize.

Ty Winter retracts all previous statements. Let's all chill out and look at this.

Fuck everyone. All yous assholes are being retarded and, therefore, shunned.

PS. Did you look at my post before this one? I really like it.

Now, I lust like any man my gender but unlike the loathsome masses that populate the popular areas of town, I don't express that lust in words and grunts. I don't open my mouth to pour out every idea of carnal desire that fills my tiny brain. No, I keep these wants and urges to myself, filling my beast's mind with these thoughts, letting them stew ( Read more... )

High Points:
Demon's Souls
Lots of Joe Abbott
Truck Lisa Skin Reunion
Scott from Oshkosh Visited
My first beer on Friday
Looking at the movie Avatar
Cressida heat works

Average Points:
Seeing the movie Avatar
My second beer on Friday
The weather

Low Points:
Avatar does not contain Michelle Rodriguez naked
My third beer on Friday

Those three eerie visages. They dressed in the clothes of men, wearing khaki slacks and two of them with shirts tucked in snug. The clothes fit well but the beings fit poorly. Muscles locked in position, faces never giving away the ill intent in the defiled brains behind them.
The shortest one, with his close cut splash of auburn hair, wore a ( Read more... )

More at 10.

Or 2am. MSTRKRFT was tits as dick. Amber drove so that I could drink, which doesn't happen too often as I'm usually the DD. Got to hear Ass and Titties. Some creeper asked Claire about her boyfriend so I got called into duty. Some would say I "went too far." Whatever. Let the children play.

If you have an hour to kill, listen to Tarot Sport by Fuck Buttons.

Here's "Olympians." It's just ten minutes long and only takes two minutes to get really awesome. PLUS! No words!

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