Удивительно
Если, конечно, это правда.
ОТТАВА, 6 ноября. Канадские власти в Оттаве сообщают о странном, и пока необъяснимом феномене. Как сообщает Mignews, за последние сутки канадская иммиграционная служба получила более 55 млн запросов на иммиграцию. 99,9% запросов посланы с территории США, особенно большое количество - из штатов Флорида и Кентукки.
Via worhh
Update: Это шутка на блоге юмориста. Ее восприняли всерьез, перевели и напечатали.
Andy Borowitz
Comedian and creator of BorowitzReport.com
Posted: November 2, 2010 11:24 PM
Canada Reports Huge Jump in Immigration
OTTAWA (The Borowitz Report) -- Canadian immigration officials have reported a huge increase in the number of requests for Canadian citizenship in the past twenty-four hours, with over fifty-five million such inquiries pouring in since late Tuesday night.
Of those fifty-five million requests, well over 99.99% of them came from U.S. citizens, with a particularly large number coming from residents of Florida and Kentucky.
Canadian Foreign Affairs Minister Lawrence Cannon said that he was "flabbergasted" by the fifty-five-million-plus requests for Canadian citizenship, adding that it was difficult to pinpoint the precise reasons for the staggering increase.
"My only theory is that after the 2010 winter Olympics, the sport of curling is finally starting to catch on," he said.
He cautioned, however, that it is impossible to know exactly what is sparking the sudden interest in America's frozen neighbor to the north: "People answering our immigration hotline say that it is hard to understand many of the American callers because they are sobbing uncontrollably." Continue reading here.
The Los Angeles Times says Andy Borowitz has "one of the funniest Twitter feeds around." Follow Andy on Twitter here.
ОТТАВА, 6 ноября. Канадские власти в Оттаве сообщают о странном, и пока необъяснимом феномене. Как сообщает Mignews, за последние сутки канадская иммиграционная служба получила более 55 млн запросов на иммиграцию. 99,9% запросов посланы с территории США, особенно большое количество - из штатов Флорида и Кентукки.
Via worhh
Update: Это шутка на блоге юмориста. Ее восприняли всерьез, перевели и напечатали.
Andy Borowitz
Comedian and creator of BorowitzReport.com
Posted: November 2, 2010 11:24 PM
Canada Reports Huge Jump in Immigration
OTTAWA (The Borowitz Report) -- Canadian immigration officials have reported a huge increase in the number of requests for Canadian citizenship in the past twenty-four hours, with over fifty-five million such inquiries pouring in since late Tuesday night.
Of those fifty-five million requests, well over 99.99% of them came from U.S. citizens, with a particularly large number coming from residents of Florida and Kentucky.
Canadian Foreign Affairs Minister Lawrence Cannon said that he was "flabbergasted" by the fifty-five-million-plus requests for Canadian citizenship, adding that it was difficult to pinpoint the precise reasons for the staggering increase.
"My only theory is that after the 2010 winter Olympics, the sport of curling is finally starting to catch on," he said.
He cautioned, however, that it is impossible to know exactly what is sparking the sudden interest in America's frozen neighbor to the north: "People answering our immigration hotline say that it is hard to understand many of the American callers because they are sobbing uncontrollably." Continue reading here.
The Los Angeles Times says Andy Borowitz has "one of the funniest Twitter feeds around." Follow Andy on Twitter here.