PRINCE BATMANmightyfallenFebruary 19 2010, 04:13:53 UTC
A. Name Ethan Achan Benjamin-Wayne (look when you let Jack name the kid, you get middle names like "trouble") B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House Aries. Stuck between Gryffindor and Slytherin, crazy ambition + ~hero type~ C. Circumstances of Conception After years of nagging (no literally, years, JACK IS PERSISTENT OKAY), Jack finally convinced Bruce to have one night of fun ever in his life. Many, many, many drinks and one very inconvenient glitch later (Jack can't even remember if there was sex, what a gyp), Jack got to learn about the wonders of mpreg! He stayed in his apartment and bitched all nine months and guilted Bruce into fetching him decaf lattes every two seconds. D. PB/Appearance: Thomas Dekker no idk TomaszPastyrczak? E. Three Random Facts1) He's very good at taking care of himself! ... Mostly because his dads have no idea what to do with small children, who let them raise a kid honestly. Being the richest kid on the goddamn planet doesn't hurt either
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B: Zodiac/Hogwarts House Pieces/Ravenclaw (whether she likes it or not)
C: Circumstances of Conception In an effort to boost morale, assuage boredom, and generally just be meddling as a horrible old aunt, the Aliens decided to attempt a glitch involving a few specific pairs matched based on their own version of an eHarmony profile (which, it should be noted, they filled out themselves instead of giving to the residents). River and Glitch got matched, and thus babby was programmed. This has since been widely regarded as a bad idea, and the Aliens are still apologizing.
D: PB/Appearance Carla Gallo (Look at that face she's making and tell me she is not perfect for this.)
E: Three Random Facts 1. When Nemo was a baby, River took to parenting about as well as could be expected. Meaning, she stared at it most of the time and told Glitch what the tiny thing wanted. Their system actually worked out pretty well
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A. Name: The Brat. (The Doctor tries to get other names to stick, but the Master keeps overriding him.) B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House: Slytherin. Duh. The Master refuses to acknowledge zodiac signs. C. Circumstances of Conception: Loom + TARDIS developing a sick sense of humor D. PB/Appearance: Courtesy of the TARDIS’ sick sense of humor (we’ll say it’s from her long separation from the Doctor, yes), the Brat (a boy) has an uncanny similarity to the Doctor’s sixth self, but the Master makes sure he wears a doom!cloak. E. Three Random Facts: - The Master only cares about trying to fix the boy’s hair because it makes him look bad. He does not care about the brat. - He crosses his arms and sulks a lot. Probably the Master’s fault. He only gets along with the TARDIS :| - Um. IDK. I can’t think anymore of this catastrophe. Kid probably secretly doesn't mind this... situation.
Yes, sadly I do. There's a joke to be made here about Hermes' symbol being, if I recall, correctly, a cock. Personally, I just think it's an excuse for naked Paul Bettany icons, as if you needed an excuse.
Hurr hurrrr~faderbrodersonFebruary 19 2010, 03:59:09 UTC
A. Name: Kendra Wayne (she only gets Bruce's surname because Godric doesn't have one) B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House: She'd be such a spoiled Scorpio, and she'd probably end up in Ravenclaw. C. Circumstances of Conception: They got into a physical confrontation, and as these things sometimes go, it inexplicably became sexual. Probably because Godric resorted to biting, which is pretty hot. Instead of trying to beat the crap out of each other, they ended up having a "who's-on-top" contest. Magically, a babby was created. D. PB/Appearance: Dark brown hair, blue eyes, petite, cute appearance that disguises her inner imp. E. Three Random Facts: 1. Loves rare meat. 2. Fights dirty. 3. Is a cheerleader in high school.
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hold on this could take a while
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B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House Aries. Stuck between Gryffindor and Slytherin, crazy ambition + ~hero type~
C. Circumstances of Conception After years of nagging (no literally, years, JACK IS PERSISTENT OKAY), Jack finally convinced Bruce to have one night of fun ever in his life. Many, many, many drinks and one very inconvenient glitch later (Jack can't even remember if there was sex, what a gyp), Jack got to learn about the wonders of mpreg! He stayed in his apartment and bitched all nine months and guilted Bruce into fetching him decaf lattes every two seconds.
D. PB/Appearance: Thomas Dekker no idk Tomasz Pastyrczak?
E. Three Random Facts1) He's very good at taking care of himself! ... Mostly because his dads have no idea what to do with small children, who let them raise a kid honestly. Being the richest kid on the goddamn planet doesn't hurt either ( ... )
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Nemo [no last name given]
B: Zodiac/Hogwarts House
Pieces/Ravenclaw (whether she likes it or not)
C: Circumstances of Conception
In an effort to boost morale, assuage boredom, and generally just be meddling as a horrible old aunt, the Aliens decided to attempt a glitch involving a few specific pairs matched based on their own version of an eHarmony profile (which, it should be noted, they filled out themselves instead of giving to the residents). River and Glitch got matched, and thus babby was programmed. This has since been widely regarded as a bad idea, and the Aliens are still apologizing.
D: PB/Appearance
Carla Gallo (Look at that face she's making and tell me she is not perfect for this.)
E: Three Random Facts
1. When Nemo was a baby, River took to parenting about as well as could be expected. Meaning, she stared at it most of the time and told Glitch what the tiny thing wanted. Their system actually worked out pretty well ( ... )
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*almost means that*
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B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House: Slytherin. Duh. The Master refuses to acknowledge zodiac signs.
C. Circumstances of Conception: Loom + TARDIS developing a sick sense of humor
D. PB/Appearance: Courtesy of the TARDIS’ sick sense of humor (we’ll say it’s from her long separation from the Doctor, yes), the Brat (a boy) has an uncanny similarity to the Doctor’s sixth self, but the Master makes sure he wears a doom!cloak.
E. Three Random Facts:
- The Master only cares about trying to fix the boy’s hair because it makes him look bad. He does not care about the brat.
- He crosses his arms and sulks a lot. Probably the Master’s fault. He only gets along with the TARDIS :|
- Um. IDK. I can’t think anymore of this catastrophe. Kid probably secretly doesn't mind this... situation.
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Personally, I just think it's an excuse for naked Paul Bettany icons, as if you needed an excuse.
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This is a meme, anything is possible.
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B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House: She'd be such a spoiled Scorpio, and she'd probably end up in Ravenclaw.
C. Circumstances of Conception: They got into a physical confrontation, and as these things sometimes go, it inexplicably became sexual. Probably because Godric resorted to biting, which is pretty hot. Instead of trying to beat the crap out of each other, they ended up having a "who's-on-top" contest. Magically, a babby was created.
D. PB/Appearance: Dark brown hair, blue eyes, petite, cute appearance that disguises her inner imp.
E. Three Random Facts: 1. Loves rare meat.
2. Fights dirty.
3. Is a cheerleader in high school.
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this is my concern here
oh bitey vampires
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