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Somewhere in Wilde there is a flower shop. Every day at noon an Extra man enters this shop, picks up a bouquet of red roses and has the following conversation with the Extra clerk

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[ voice → text ]

[adeadringer]

Mcabe? Qil dranbyyu fremah - ce qui se passe? Ce système est censé être dans la voix.

( translation | 'what's happening? this is supposed to be in voice.' )

[ text ]

[adeadringer]

Stefan? Tu ne peux pas taper - Non, bien sûr vous ne pouvez pas. Je ne cherche pas à taper en français.

( translation | stefan? can't you type in - no, of course you can't. i'm not trying to type in french. )

[ voice → text ]

[cheerioless]

Hola? Qué se está encendiendo?! Con cuál es incorrecto...

Porqué es esto en texto?

[ translation: hello? what is going on? what is wrong with - why is this in text? ]

[ text ]

[cheerioless]

¿Oh mi dios porqué no puedo hablar? ¿Por qué no puedo entender lo que usted está diciendo? ¿Por qué estoy el mecanografiar en español?

( translation: oh my god why can't i speak? why can't i understand what you're saying? why am i talking in spanish? )

[ text ]

[aregulargirl]

Anata wa dare mo ga ichi-do ni miru kowareta baai o nozokimasu.

( translation | not unless you broke everyone's at once. )

[ text ]

[aregulargirl]

E e, sore wada - seikō. yeah, it's japanese.

( translation | yeah, it's - fuck. )

[ text ]

[aregulargirl]

Ich kann nicht sprechen. Ich halte Typisierung in verschiedenen Sprachen ... Scheiße. kann jemand mich verstehen?

( translation | i can't speak. i keep typing in different languages...shit. can anyone understand me? )

[text]

[eggplantgout]

What the fuck?

[Translation: Jason doesn't speak any other languages.]

[text]

[eggplantgout]

I swear some of this ain't even a real language.

[text]

[auntjenna]

And here I was thinking I was the only one.