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[voice]-- have you had your anti-chomovirus vaccination yet, folks?

Jun 03, 2009 03:54

Hell, if I’m gonna to be here a while…

All right, who here has medical experience? Surgical, nursing, pediatric? Or, access to equipment-- facilities, biofunction monitors, vaccinations. At this point, I’ll even take something as barbaric and invasive as an X-ray machine. An archaic bucket of bolts is better than guesswork ( Read more... )

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[Voice] cane_n_vicodin June 3 2009, 08:15:10 UTC

Big building by the Sanctuary. Hospital.

You can't possibly think you can handle all the medical needs of everyone here.

[Voice] gotmybones June 3 2009, 08:17:36 UTC

Not at all, but if a civilian that's been here for a while didn't know if there was a hospital or a damn doctor anywhere around...

You're doin' it wrong.

Start small. Has anyone had at least a neural scan done around here, since arriving?

[voice] emergentfaculty June 3 2009, 13:52:49 UTC

While I have no practical experience, I have a good deal of stored knowledge on all manner of medical topics.

[voice] gotmybones June 3 2009, 19:01:58 UTC

Oh, just great, an encyclopedia.

Bug I guess beggars can't be choosers. All right. I may be recruiting a few on-hand nurses, think you have enough 'stored know-how' to teach them a thing or two?

[voice] emergentfaculty June 3 2009, 19:12:33 UTC

A program, thank you.

Yes. I could create a teaching sub-routine, but I would want your input.

[voice] gotmybones June 3 2009, 19:31:11 UTC

Wait, wait, wait. You're a damn computer?

Don't worry, I'm famous for giving my input, you won't be short of that.

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[ voice ] gotmybones June 3 2009, 19:07:11 UTC

Jim?

You bunch of fly-boys long sure took your time.

[Or so he'd like to believe, but he knows that voice, and he knows when he hears surprise in it, rather than a cocky amount of 'See? I told you we'd find him warped into some space zoologist loony bin, Spock'.]

...Let me guess. We're gonna be here a while.

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[ voice ] gotmybones June 3 2009, 19:29:48 UTC

Wonderful, shore leave we didn't even have to apply for.

How long have ya been here, so far?

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[Voice] witbyndmeasure June 4 2009, 21:43:14 UTC

Are you a Healer?

Symbalene blood burn sounds rather horrible, doesn't it? Do you contract it from Hinkypunks?

[Voice] gotmybones June 5 2009, 04:17:42 UTC

Not a Healer, kid, a doctor. Don't go all poetic on me.

And what? It's a highly contagious human-to-human pathogen! Hinkypunks, my foot.

[Voice] witbyndmeasure June 5 2009, 21:30:50 UTC

It must be very nice to be a doctor. I've never met one before.

Oh, really? Daddy wrote an article about it a few months ago, and I'm sure he mentioned Hinkypunks.

[Voice] gotmybones June 6 2009, 15:52:22 UTC

Never met a-- ...hell, this place.

How old are you kid, and you've never seen a doctor?

And your father should get his information straight before publishing it.

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[ VOICE; PRIVATE ] uetoresu June 4 2009, 22:47:09 UTC

I think any medication or equipment you need you can get from a hatch. That's where I've been getting mine from.

I'd love to help any way I can. I've already been reading some books on nursing, and my head's a fortress. Once something goes in, it doesn't come out.

[ VOICE; PRIVATE ] gotmybones June 5 2009, 04:19:42 UTC

Gonna have to forgive me if I have trouble trusting that thing, since the supplies probably come from them. But, can't argue with good materials. I'll give it a try.

I'm counting on that, Charlie. If you need any practical help, my schedule is suddenly a lot less busy then it was on board Enterprise.