When Leela regained consciousness, she was no longer in the Inquisitor General’s room of pitiless machines and cruel technology. She did not know where she was, only that it was silent and cold and her head ached ferociously. For a moment, there was nothing to hear but her breathing
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At least he was diplomatic enough to wait until he'd finished laughing at the robotic dog before he responded.
"'Insufficient data' about covers it. There's prety much always been 'insufficient data' as long as I've been around." Which wasn't as long as some of the others, but it was still too long.
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The voice - which seemed to come from nowhere, as she knew from the unnaturally still air that no one had arrived in the room with them - made her start. Once again, she wished fervently for a knife that she no longer possessed.
"Who are you?" she demanded, tense and wary, turning to face a tablet she could not see.
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She could not stay here. Romana needed her. Even Narvin needed her, though he would never admit it. A team stayed together, no matter who or what tried to keep them apart.
"Tell me what you know of this place."
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"I know that you're stuck here the same as everyone else." Oh yes, she was going to have to fight for her information.
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And if she did not have more important battles to fight, she would fight him for the insult.
"Stuck where? What city, what planet? Who is keeping us here?"
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"Keep your pants on. This place is called 'Taxon--' or at least that's what they told me--and the people keeping us here are less 'people' and more'hamster.'" And still not the weirdest thing he'd seen.
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"Taxon. K-9, do you know any planet by this name?"
"Negative, Mistress. The name 'Taxon' does not correspond to any of the entries in my data banks."
She had expected that. Escaping from this place would not be easy.
"Hamsters? We were being imprisoned by hamsters?"
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"Hamsters is what they tell me. And I haven't exactly seen any evidence to the contrary. Hell, I've seen weirder than hamster kidnappings. This place is damn sane compared to some others I could think of." Even with the zombie apocalypse.
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At the moment, she was inclined to believe that the people spreading their lies were the ones who were truly responsible for the kidnapping. If it was not another trick of the other Leela's.
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"Look, I can only say what they told me, and that's the God's honest as far as anyone knows. And believe me, if I'd made something up, it would have been a damn sight better than 'giant hamsters.'"
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Besides, there was a resignation in his voice that she could only attribute to honesty.
"I believe you," she said, "You have nothing to gain from lying to me and I have nothing to gain from fighting with you. Thank you ... for your help."
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He did, though, decide to skip the "you're welcome."
"There's not much to lie about. It's pretty, but that doesn't make it any more fun to be stuck here."
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