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[ location ] + [ visual ] zombies epilogue

Feb 23, 2011 02:16

The fake sun is high in the projected sky over Taxon today, and things are beginning to change ( Read more... )

# event, @ osten, @ shelley, @ central, (day), paul smecker (au), + aliens, + extras, dg, @ speares, { loki, willow rosenberg, @ wilde

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[ visual ] taxshakey February 23 2011, 08:21:56 UTC

Personally, I think we should have zombies more often.

[ Citizens, meet the confusion with implementation. ]

[ visual ] p-p-placeholder /passes out taxshark February 23 2011, 08:33:11 UTC

You are destructive. There was no proposal for zombies! I checked. Twice. We're not supposed to simply spring these things on them, and there are schedules.

[ the shark does not approve, mayhem. ]

[ visual ] taxspice February 23 2011, 12:30:23 UTC

And budgets. I am most disappointed, and canceling your invitation to my timeshare.

[ no amber-encrusted bungalow on a beachfront ski resort for you, Mr. Shakey. ]

[ visual ] taxshakey February 24 2011, 11:32:41 UTC

Budgets come with quotas. I don't recall that overgrown albacore proposing anything about meeting them.

[ visual ] timedaughter February 24 2011, 04:41:26 UTC

"HEY. Oh no you don't!" Jenny points fiercely at the towel-clad man. "You're not accepting anything on our behalf. You're putting that trophy in the Sanctuary where it belongs. Got that ( ... )

[ visual ] taxshakey February 24 2011, 11:46:06 UTC

"Quality control and risk assessment speaking, how may I help you today?"

This guy sounds kind of sarcastic, Jenny. And it looks like he does his risk assessing in person, what with the black eye and stitches.

[ visual ] timedaughter February 25 2011, 06:56:11 UTC

"What the bloody hell are you lot doing over there?! Don't you have any checks and fail-safes in place for this sort of thing?! It's bad enough you've got us all locked up here like rats -- and you've done a bang-up job of that -- the least you could do is make sure we're not having to deal with rampant disease!"

You've got an angry customer over here, Shakey.

[ visual ] taxshakey February 26 2011, 08:01:30 UTC

At first there is only an exasperated sigh and a roll of his eyes while Jenny talks. Customer service was never really Mayhem's strong suit, especially not when he has to pretend like he cares.

"Look, you would've had rampant disease anyway. The shark wanted to give you all the flu, I just made it a little more interesting."

[ visual ] - anyone is welcome to threadjack her slayersidekick February 24 2011, 19:36:03 UTC

[ Okay, this is seriously creeping Willow out. She hasn't been around nearly long enough for... this level of creepy. Seriously. Creepilicious. Creeptacular, even.

And why did they glitch her and then glitch everything almost at the same time? ]

Um... you can keep your trophy. I don't think anyone wants it.

[ visual ] - threadjacking yeeaaaaah~ timedaughter February 25 2011, 06:50:20 UTC

"I do." Jenny raises her hand like a kid in a classroom. "At least, I don't want them to reward themselves with the bloody thing."

[ visual ] - \o/ slayersidekick February 25 2011, 19:35:23 UTC

"Oh, uh... maybe they can give it to you, then."

[ visual ] - aaand I fail at tagging lately, ALL THE LATE EVER timedaughter March 7 2011, 06:27:27 UTC

I figure they can put it in the Sanctuary and we can graffiti it. Or melt it into scrap. Or hang coats on it or something.

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[Visual] tothelightshown February 24 2011, 20:36:57 UTC

"A trophy?" The suggestion made DG - exhausted by the stresses of the last week and still unaware of Cain's return - shake with rage. "You think any of us want your trophy?"

She didn't even want their apologies, since they didn't mean anything. She wanted Cain back. She wanted to go home. She wanted their captors - whatever face they were wearing - to pay for what they'd done and the lives that had been lost.

"You think an apology is good enough? You ... you twisted little monsters! If you want to do something useful, send us home! Or at least tell us what you want with us!"

[ visual ] taxcollectors February 26 2011, 09:26:38 UTC

"There's only so much we can do!"

You know, between the creating of undead plagues and subsequent repair.

[Visual] tothelightshown February 26 2011, 22:14:36 UTC

"If you've got time to hatch a trophy for yourself," snapped DG, clenching her fists in helpless rage as she glared at the hamster on the tablet screen, "You've got time to answer my questions."

[ visual ] gunsnotvoodoo February 26 2011, 03:45:24 UTC

"Man, what you should be apologizing for is not having more zombies."

What? This is the most fun he's had in centuries.

[ visual ] taxshakey February 26 2011, 08:43:13 UTC

"Why can't everyone have that kind of attitude?"

Mayhem has a new favorite citizen. Not that he had an old favorite, but that's beside the point.

[ visual ] gunsnotvoodoo March 2 2011, 01:42:20 UTC

"I don't know, man. They're just boring, I guess."

If Loki knew he was Mayhem's new favorite, he would...probably still not have the common sense to be worried about that.