5% [visual | location: Kaylee's bunk aboard the Serenity]
A terrified looking Kaylee appears on your tablet screens, her hair a mess and her face like she's just seen a ghost. She's clutching a shirt to her naked chest
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...Wow, what a question. Willow had been pretty sure she'd seen some odd things, but this? This is the strangest. Her (His?) face is bright red as well as she tries to explain.
"Make the cups face your chest, slide your arms through the loops, a-and try to clip the hooks behind you. If that doesn't work, you might have to clip them in front of you and then slide it around the right way."
...Oh, right, might want to explain who she is.
"Oh, uh, this is Willow."
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"Willow, I-I don't think we've had a chance to meet yet..."
And this was certainly quite ridiculous circumstances.
"...but are you saying that you got transformed into someone else as well?"
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"I, uh, know Kaylee, but I don't know if I know you, whoever you are. This isn't how I normally look. I just woke up like this. I guess you did, too?"
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He clutched the shirt more tightly to his chest.
"Oh uh.. let me try your suggestion about the bra..."
He searched for where he had left the bra on the bed, then held it up between his thumb and forefinger as though it were a diseased object. Spencer wrinkled his nose, his blush deepening.
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She'll never admit it out loud, but damn if she isn't grateful there's someone freaking out about this. Helping someone, trying to calm them down, is doing wonders for shoving away her panic for a time when she could actually deal with it.
And then the last question registers and Kara is glad for the fact that she no longer has a mouth since it means she can't smile like she wants to right now. «See if there's a sports bra anywhere around, that'd be one without any clasps. Those you can just slip over your head like a shirt.»
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"Kara? What are you? Has everyone turned into someone else?"
He stood up and turned back to the drawer where he had found this bra, attempting to find what Kara had described.
"Sports bra? I don't think she has any..."
Spencer felt like a pervert, ransacking this poor woman's underwear drawer.
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But, really, what girl didn't own a sports bra? Maybe Kara just hung out with weird people back home. Yeah, that was probably it, considering her only friends were in the cape community or knew about it.
«Alright, then take a normal bra, clasp it and then try and slip it over your head that way. It's not how you're supposed to put them on, but for now it'll do.»
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"O-Ok, I'll try that.."
He turned away from the tablet and clasped the bra with shaky hands, then stretched it and tried to slip it on over his head, his arms getting a bit tangled in the straps.
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It's extremely weird, Kaylee is finding, to not only wake up a man, but to also look into the closest tablet and find your own panicked face staring back. Man-hands fumble to connect with the tablet, and she stumbles across the apartment to get to a table where she can lean over it properly.
"Alright, s'alright, calm down--you're me, and...Oh shénme tā mā dì dìyù."
Wow Chinese didn't feel right with this mouth.
[[ "shénme tā mā dì dìyù" = "what the fucking hell" ]]
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"What? Is that Chinese? Anyway, uh... I'm sorry... about this... I-I'm trying not to look at your body, if that's any consolation..."
Spencer then realized that she would probably have to look at his and his blush deepened.
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Hopefully this doesn't last long.
"Given the circumstances...go ahead and look. Might make it easier. Or just go without the bra, if you really can't get it. Should all be in the top drawer there..."
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"Y-you're ok with me looking at you? I considered not wearing a bra, as your breasts are rather small and would probably not need the support that a bra offers anyway."
It doesn't cross Spencer's mind that referring to Kaylee's breasts as "small" might be insulting.
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"Reid? Seriously, don't even worry about a bra."
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"Y-You're still yourself..."
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"Yeah, I don't know what happened. Are you here at the apartment?"
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He shivered, realizing that he was still shirtless.
"The bra. Yes, this woman's breasts are quite small so it might be possible to still feel comfortable without one."
Spencer eyed Beckett.
"Your breasts are small as well. Do you find that to be the case?"
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"You don't know?"
Excuse the accent, and the fact that this large vampire is assuming Spencer would somehow already know how to put on a bra. Or that he should know that he's on a spaceship, whichever. It's hard to tell, and she's just a little too out of her element right now to clarify.
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"I'm a man. I've obviously never worn a bra before. Even if I had such knowledge, I would have no need to practice it."
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Well, this is awkward now that the confusion and assumptions of normalcy are out of the way.
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Spencer had a pretty good idea, but he wanted to be 100% sure.
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