IV [ accidental visual | location: Caritas ] boys will be boys will be boys will be girls

[karaoke_demon]

Anya wakes up feeling... different. And she's not in her room, that much is clear. She sits up. Her skin is green. She prods at her face. It's shaped differently, and are those horns? her hair is shorter than she's used to as well. None of this phases her too much, though. Simple cosmetic changes, and considering she used to be a vengeance demon,

Comments

[visual] - timed after Willow's awakening

[couldbeawillow]

This is just so not right on so many squiky levels. Willow's gotten semi-used to being in this body by now, but it's still not any easier to manage being a guy.

"...Is there anyone who didn't get sex-swapped, too?"

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[greenballadeer]

[aghast] No, no, that's not what I meant! I meant your period. The rag. Monthlies. Whatever you call 'em these days.

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[karaoke_demon]

Oh. Why didn't you say so?

Umm, it should start in a few days, yes. You might start having particularly erratic mood swings first. And then it will happen. I have tampons and pads.

[Her expression brightens.] Oooh, I hope this lasts long enough that I don't have to deal with it!

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[greenballadeer]

Mood swings. Great.

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[karaoke_demon]

Oh, don't complain about it. Everyone gets upset if you start complaining about period things.

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[couldbeawillow]

Willow rubs her head. Wait... "Your heart is in your butt? Like literally in your butt or is that just an expression?"

Kind of an odd one, even coming from Anya!

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[karaoke_demon]

Anya squeezes her butt and shakes her head. "Literally. It's beating. It's sort of that feeling you get after a hard spanking, but less painful throbbing and more just... pulsing."

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[couldbeawillow]

Okay, yeah, Willow makes a face at that. "That's so weird. What does it even do down there? I-I mean, shouldn't a heart be in the center of the body?"

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[greenballadeer]

[Lorne watches this exchange, arms akimbo.]

Excuse me, young lady. That's my heart you're calling weird.

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[couldbeawillow]

[ Whoops! ]

Sorry! I'm just not used to hearts being anywhere other than a chest!

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[greenballadeer]

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. I might remind you that you're the one who's in the body of Urkel 2.0.

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[couldbeawillow]

Urkel 2.0? [ She gives what should be the classic Willow wtf look, but probably appears very comical on Andrew. ]

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[greenballadeer]

Don't tell me you're too young for Family Matters! You'll make me feel old.

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[couldbeawillow]

Just not something I ever really watched!