012 [ accidental video | location: hyperion hotel ] a kick in the teeth is good for some

[breakmychest]

Spike is sitting on the floor in the Hyperion lobby hunched over and concentrating hard. He's holding a deck of cards, and several other piles are in front of him on a foot stool in the solitaire set-up. He moves an ace up and stares at the cards for a little while before flipping three down. Then he moves the cards around again. This continues for

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[controlparadox]

[The tone here is utter disdain]

Oh. Now I see. You're a vampire, too.

voice;private

[breakmychest]

[And the tone on this end is snarly.]

Got a problem with that?

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[controlparadox]

Not at all. Now I know who you are, what you are, and what you look like.

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[breakmychest]

And I should care...why?

[ voice ]

[allthefunever]

What's with the ugly looking ridges?

[ stefan would be the subtle brother. for the record. ]

[ voice ]

[breakmychest]

I'm part dinosaur.

[Sarcasm is never unhelpful!]

[ voice ]

[allthefunever]

We're in magic hamster land, you might want to try that one a little more pointed.

So, you're what. A mutant... vampire?

[ voice ]

[breakmychest]

No, just a normal vampire. Well, not normal, but that's not... look, I'm a vampire, and that's what vampires look like when they've got their fangs out. In my world, at least.