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XIII. [Voice]

Aug 04, 2010 16:37

Why did no one tell me what actually happens to her when you touch a woman's nipples? This is AMAZING!

[ooc: Truth glitched. And Herc being Herc. Sorry.]

{ tara maclay, /system glitch, { faith lehane, { hercules, buffy summers, { piper halliwell, { andrew wells, /character glitch

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[ voice ] freezecharm August 4 2010, 22:50:14 UTC

...um. The tablet's on, Miss.

[ her voice is faint and a bit shocked. ]

[ voice ] lionofolympus August 4 2010, 23:50:43 UTC

I meant it to be! I thought others may be grateful to know of the discovery.

[ voice ] freezecharm August 5 2010, 01:15:12 UTC

We... um. It's not exactly a secret, Ma'am. I mean... haven't you...

[ congratulations, this is now the most uncomfortable conversation she's ever had in her life. ]

[ voice ] lionofolympus August 5 2010, 01:28:18 UTC

Why do you keep calling me... oh! Sweet Piper, I am Hercules! This is why this is a new discovery.

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[ voice ] thesecondslayer August 5 2010, 01:42:54 UTC

Packing some new gear or something?

[ voice ] lionofolympus August 5 2010, 01:54:44 UTC

It is true. I am normally Hercules, Prince of Power and packer of ten inches of demigodly manhood.

Now I have breasts and a flower of womanliness.

[ voice ] thesecondslayer August 5 2010, 01:57:37 UTC

I hear that ten inches crap from lots of guys. Usually ten means about four, no offense.

...I was with you up 'till after the tits.

[ voice ] lionofolympus August 5 2010, 02:03:17 UTC

I would be happy to demonstrate, when I am myself again.

And if I must be blunt, I shall call it my womanly vagina.

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[ voice ] supertorso August 5 2010, 02:57:55 UTC

Herc!

[ voice ] lionofolympus August 5 2010, 03:02:48 UTC

...yes?

[ voice ] supertorso August 5 2010, 03:05:37 UTC

You don't just talk about stuff like that!

[ voice ] lionofolympus August 5 2010, 03:07:10 UTC

...Why not?

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[visual] beenthroughhell August 5 2010, 03:21:52 UTC

"Maybe you didn't ask?"

Tara had seen his earlier broadcast, so she caught Herc's glitch, but she's not been in the mood to get out and about much. But the truth glitch has hit her like a little nudge, and she can't quite help it.

[visual] lionofolympus August 5 2010, 23:59:54 UTC

Herc smiles at Tara, ruefully.

"This is true. Then again, I rather knew how they felt in general."

[visual] beenthroughhell August 7 2010, 01:38:29 UTC

"Well, if it works for you, but... I don't know. You can learn a lot about girls by asking. O-or I think so, at least." She's a little embarrassed at saying more than she means to, but not as much as some might guess.

[visual] lionofolympus August 7 2010, 23:32:42 UTC

Hercules pauses and thinks.

"Perhaps I could ask you about your techniques in pleasing a woman? Or perhaps you could demonstrate!"

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[Voice] couldbeavillain August 5 2010, 06:18:40 UTC

[Andrew can't help that he's curious. Though this almost seems like a trap, he has to respond, sounding extremely nervous.]

What... wh--what happens?

[Voice] lionofolympus August 6 2010, 00:18:07 UTC

It is like an explosion of rainbows in my brain! But all over my body!

[Voice] couldbeavillain August 6 2010, 04:58:22 UTC

What, seriously? Is this a trick?

[Voice] lionofolympus August 7 2010, 23:33:09 UTC

I am Hercules, not a god of lies.