It's noon. Anybody passing through Central Taxon (or within eyeshot of a tablet at the right moment) might have the (fortune?) of seeing one Xander Harris, digging. He's cordoned off an area in the square that houses the Sanctuary, circling it with yellow hazard tape, and inside this area is a slowly deepening hole. And Xander, perspiring in a
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Of course, she's also remembering her conversation with Charlotte a few weeks back, about finding the boundaries of Taxon.. Of course, this man might just be digging for the hell of it, so she hesitates before she clears her throat, just fora second "trying to find where the boundaries stop?"
Directness is always best after all.
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"Got it in one." He confirms, cheerfully, then adding. "Well, that and I'm also looking into an exciting new career as a potato farmer, but mostly the first thing."
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She likes potatoes even if he was kidding, they're yummy.
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"Alas no, to both of those. But I haven't gotten all that deep yet. I'm optimistic. I hope for many potatoes and clues in the near future."
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"Did... you kill someone? Have a need to hide the evidence?"
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"Yes, as a matter of fact I did. Which is why I'm doing this in broad daylight and making absolutely no effort to conceal my activities. Granted, a lot of the rest of the mafia disagree with my methods, but I like to call it 'forward thinking'."
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Kidding, kidding.
"No, really. What are you doing?"
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"Searching for buried treasure, and/or dinosaurs."
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"Heyyy... Xander, right? What're you doing?"
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"I'm trying to see if the force fields are down here too." He explained, gesturing at the earth beneath him illustratively. "Also, if I can find any kind of power source for the city. Preferably without electrocuting myself in the process."
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"Well, usually it's fortunately, but in the case you do find wiring, it'll probably be more than your used to."
He acts like he's shoveling, and then being electrocuted, complete with sound effects, before chuckling.
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Casting a glance at his shovel/possible deathtrap, he asks. "So, insulating gloves, huh? The kind with the plastic-y outer lining? I'm sure I could probably hatch a pair of those, assuming Taxon doesn't decide to sabotage me."
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She walked over and crouched down next to it, peering inside. "That's a real nice hole you're diggin'." She said, offering him a bit of a curious smile. "But what's it for?"
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"Well thank you, I pride myself on my holemanship-- it's not exactly for anything though, more of an experiment. I'm trying to find out if the force fields are down here, too."
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"Force fields?" She leaned forward a bit to peer into the hole, then turned to look back at the building. "You mean cause of the sanctuary?"
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"Not so much because of the Sanctuary, actually-- I wanted to find out if we could maybe dig our way out of here, y'know, Great Escape style? Without the force fields that stop us from leaving getting in the way."
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"You know, I bet ten people have walked by you and said, 'What the hell are you doing, random man with a shovel.' Which is a pretty stupid question to ask. You're digging a hole, with a shovel, pretty easy to see."
Kara leans forward just a little more.
"The less stupid question is of course, why the hell are you digging a hole, and why in the world is your lunch box so frakking gay?"
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"You would indeed be correct on that assumption-- to answer your questions though, I'm digging a hole to see whether I hit another force field or a power source. And as for the, umm..." He casts a furtive glance at the lunchbox, clearing his throat in an embarrassed fashion. "Would you believe me if I said it's for the retro-irony appeal?"
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"It's just weird that a guy's got a bunch of... guys on his lunchbox. Trucks, missiles, boy things, sure, but a... I don't even know what to call them, really, they're just..." She stares at the lunchbox a moment longer, snorts back a laugh and then looks to Xander's handiwork.
"I'm not much on holes, but isn't there an easier way to do this? Like, I dunno..." Kara looks towards one of the hatches with something of a wicked look on her face. "Maybe something more explosive? I mean, this is a good hole, but I bet you could make a bigger one pretty quickly without all the digging and the sweating and
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"A mostly devoid of talent, manufactured boy band? I know, I know... but the songs are just so... so catchy! Please don't tell anyone. I have this shred of dignity I've been preserving." He pleads, maybe half-serious.
"Explosives?" He repeats, looking at her with some trepidation. "As in Taxon go boom, holy crap what have I done?"
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