Theme: Musicians, Artists, Writers

[tavern_keeper]

Welcome! This month's theme is Musicians, Artists, Writers

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[alby_mangroves]

Good People of Tavern_Tales I invite you on A Quest!

Is this a worthy artistic quest such as this:

[alby_mangroves]

Imma start things off with something which took me HOURS AND HOURS OKAY

There once was a man named Merlin
A virgin, much to his chagrin
Then he met Arthur Penn
A prince among men
And got fucked through a wall in Berlin

WHEEEEEE YOUR TURN!

[merlocked18]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!! Good one! AHAHAHAH

[alby_mangroves]

LOLHUGS :D

[magnolia822]

Warnings: dubcon, possible underage/age difference

There once was a boy with great power
To turn men into beasts from a tower
He sang his sweet song
The knights grew hard and long
And carried the lad to their bower.

[alby_mangroves]

OOOH THAT IS VERY LUSTY INDEED! <3

[magnolia822]

Heeee! Also here is the original... I thought it had to be writer/artist themed...

There once was a boy with great power
To turn men into beasts with a flower
He gave it to one
Whose cock grew a ton
And carried the boy to his bower.

:p

[alby_mangroves]

Ahaha YES IT IS but I fucked it up because THIS IS THE DAY I HAVE HAD OKAY
please to be pretending I wrote

There once was a POET named Merlin
A virgin, much to his chagrin
Then he met Arthur PEN ahaha i am so punny
A prince among men
And got fucked through a wall in Berlin

[magnolia822]

AHAHAHHA I LOVE YOU <3 <3 That is the awesomest. :D I want to camp here all day and imagine Merlin getting fucked through a wall in Berlin. <3

[magnolia822]

lmao... now that you mention it... XD

[malu_3]

I APPROVE OF ALL THESE THINGS! :-D

[magnolia822]

:D :D Glad you approve!

[yesimafan]

warnings on a limerick are a riot
so much so I just had to try it
caution: dubcon
(I'll make it anon)
since I make Merthur fuck till I'm quiet

[alby_mangroves]

LOLLLL

[candymacaron]

Very inspired! X)