Comments | tattooed_badass: Sticks and Stones may break my bones, but Whips and Chains excite me.

tattooed_badass

Sticks and Stones may break my bones, but Whips and Chains excite me.

Oct 19, 2008 01:35

Hey babe, can we leave the riding crop out next time? These welts are gonna be a bitch to heal.

...

ow...fuck.

I think one of my ribs is broken...

kinky stuff, ow, bedroom fun, rukia

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sensaihana October 19 2008, 06:01:24 UTC

I am sorry. We'll try the deer skin next time it's not so hard on the skin.

And please tell me you're kidding about the rib.

tattooed_badass October 19 2008, 06:02:27 UTC

Yeah, alright...

Well it fuckin' hurts... dunno, just might be bruised...

sensaihana October 19 2008, 06:06:29 UTC

unless you don't want to?

Hmm might want to have it looked at if you're having trouble

tattooed_badass October 19 2008, 07:09:32 UTC

Nah, you know me, I'll try just about anything once.

Yeah, we'll see how it is in a few days. There isn't any swelling.

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ms_hellsing October 19 2008, 06:35:01 UTC

Was that completely necessary to share with the world?

tattooed_badass October 19 2008, 07:08:47 UTC

No. But look'it me care.

ms_hellsing October 19 2008, 07:19:29 UTC

It's that attitude of yours that makes a mockery of my police force. You're on bicycle duty for the next two weeks.

tattooed_badass October 19 2008, 07:41:35 UTC

What!?

What does my sex life have to do with work??

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mrmachoman October 19 2008, 07:26:52 UTC

Nice to know you always whine when you get it how you like it, law man.

tattooed_badass October 19 2008, 07:42:48 UTC

Whine? What the hell're ya talkin' about.

An' it was what she wanted, but I was alright with tryin' somethin' new.

mrmachoman October 19 2008, 08:07:18 UTC

I seem to recall you liking it rough and being quite a bitch about it after.

And that you forgot my birthday after I was so generous to you on yours.

tattooed_badass October 20 2008, 03:48:28 UTC

I'm not a bitch! And yeah, I do like it rough... you jus-- you know what? Fuck you. You don't know what happened.

Birthday? Well if you'd fuckin' tell me this shit maybe I'd do something for ya.

God damn man.

We still can anyway... I might have more time on my hands considerin' I probably just royally pissed off the boss.

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abyssinianrook October 19 2008, 08:22:56 UTC

.....

tattooed_badass October 20 2008, 03:49:14 UTC

...?

abyssinianrook October 20 2008, 05:16:32 UTC

I can't believe you'd say something like that for all to see.

tattooed_badass October 21 2008, 03:30:32 UTC

Oh c'mon, barely anyone reads this thing.

Besides, I don't have anything to hide.

This shit's only natural, I don't see the big deal.

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