Secret Rebel base [let's call it Friday]

[tatooine_doofus]

"Artoo, I swear that if you play Luke Skywalker and the Dragon of Tatooine one more time, I will lock you in a room with Threepio and tell him that you want to hear his list of six million forms of communication," Luke snapped, looking up from his computer

Comments

[auroryborealis]

To: farmboy@holonet.com
From: l.skywalker@georgetown.edu
RE: About that retirement thing...

I can't eat peanut butter anymore and I'm getting fat and LUKE, WHY ARE COMMERCIALS SO SAD?

AND SO IS YOUR EMAIL. I AM SO PROUD OF YOU AND WE'RE OUT OF TISSUES, LUKE.

- R

[tatooine_doofus]

To: l.skywalker@georgetown.edu
From: farmboy@holonet.com
RE: About that retirement thing...

Hi, Rory!

I don't know why commercials are so sad! Want some of ours instead? They're not sad...just excessively random. And you probably won't want any of the products....

[sarcasm_guy]

To: farmboy@holonet.com
From: The Man
RE: About that retirement thing...

Congratulations on the promotion, General! I'm sure you'll do FINE. No pressure!

Tell Artoo I'm willing to swap some choice footage of Rikku for whatever he has to offer.

[tatooine_doofus]

To: sokka@fandomhigh.edu
From: farmboy@holonet.com
RE: About that retirement thing...

What did Rikku get up to now?

Ahem. Not that we're interested.

-L.

[sarcasm_guy]

To: farmboy@holonet.com
From: The Man
RE: About that retirement thing...

Nothing big, just a gremlin bite. Thought she was a superhero. Of course, if you're not INTERESTED...

[tatooine_doofus]

To: farmboy@holonet.com
From: The Man
RE: About that retirement thing...

What kind of superhero? You know, just making conversation.

[lilpunkinbelly]

To: Luke [farmboy@holonet.com]
From: Dawn [geekgirl@gmail.net]
Re: About that retirement thing...

Please tell me you get a General hat. And those things for your shoulders with the fringe.

[tatooine_doofus]

To: Dawn [geekgirl@gmail.net]
From: Luke [farmboy@holonet.com]
Re: About that retirement thing...

NO HAT. And we don't do fringe, we do shiny plastic...button things. Limited budget.

[lilpunkinbelly]

To: Luke [farmboy@holonet.com]
From: Dawn [geekgirl@gmail.net]
Re: About that retirement thing...

Oooooh, shiny buttons. Niiiiice. Still, you should have an important General hat. Like Napoleon.

[tatooine_doofus]

To: Dawn [geekgirl@gmail.net]
From: Luke [farmboy@holonet.com]
Re: About that retirement thing...

Wasn't he short and full of issues?

[solo_sword]

To: farmboy@holonet.com
From: Jaina Solo
RE: About that retirement thing...

You'll do fine. You're you.

And I've already seen the holos.

-Jaina

[tatooine_doofus]

To: Jaina Solo
From: Luke Skywalker
RE: About that retirement thing...

Of course you've seen them. You know your dad got a cut of the proceeds of his?