faux-memories !

[tatertots370]

Stolen from the_rocklobster .

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now (even if we don't speak often), please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want -- good or bad -- BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or

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[brandywine421]

I remember that time you and me were on the subway and the skanky guy with the big mole on his face spit in the floor and the old lady with the walker slipped in it and fell down, flailing, and I laughed and you poked me and said that I shouldn't be mean and I gave the skanky guy two bucks and you stole my wallet and went to Starbucks without me.

[tatertots370]

At least I brought you back a scone!

People can be so ungrateful.

[brandywine421]

omg. A scone. Dude. That was not a scone. It was like, a remnant of a scone. You even wiped your mouth with the napkin it was wrapped in!

*huffs*

But it was still awesome.

[tatertots370]

Adventures with scones is extemely awesome.

[the_rocklobster]

Remember the time you got arrested for trying to wax Peter Gallagher's Eyebrows? That was embarassing.

[tatertots370]

And in a men's bathroom! *blush*