Bitchy Schu Is Bitchy

[tastes_of_honey]

I want to whack the Internet and the Nexus with a stick until something interesting comes out. Some people would probably tell me that I should go in and start something myself, but the only question I currently have is "Why the hell are all of you so boring lately?"

***Brad said I should have bitchfights with my lovers more often because they

Comments

[handle_gently]

I'm sorry for being boring!!

[tastes_of_honey]

You're much less boring than most, Hana. But thank you for the apology.

[campjesus]

You should come hang out with me. Clearly. Because the Nexus is stupid. Donna and I broke into the Sistine Chapel a while ago, and that was awesome. I thought of you!

It sucks that you're fighting with your boy. If you need back up, I have tiny fists of justice to lend to the cause!

[tastes_of_honey]

Aww, you thought of me. And, oooh, the Sistine Chapel. Part of me thinks, "Awesome art!" and part of me thinks, "Farf smash!" Donna, hmmm? You've been hither and thither lately as far as I could tell.

I was too permissive at the start of our thang, and now Red thinks that if you stick something in my slot religious-based mayhem eventually ensues. Hell no! I am not that cheap a date. Besides, I deserve to be adored for myself, not just for what I can do for him.

I'm sure he'd be very impressed by your tiny fists of justice. The laughing would totally be a show of respect.

[campjesus]

I KNOW! The paintings and the architecture and the sculpture--it was all just so beautiful, but I kept restraining the urge to moon something or draw a moustache and top hat on a priceless work of art.

Yeah. It's been a hectic couple of weeks.

BLEGH. What a dick move. So was he just doing it to get you to do stuff for him or was he just taking you for granted?

People keep doing that. Laughter covers the FEAR.

[tastes_of_honey]

Precisely. I got to be in the Louvre after hours once for a job and Brad had to keep an eagle eye and heavy hand on me because the urge to deface was powerful. Just as an example, the Mona Lisa is so overrated.

It was Farfarello taking me for the granted. The first time he ever saw me I was pwning the pope on TV. The first time we met we had instant chemistry which led to lots of great sex and me going along for some mayhem afterward. After that I was so smitten that most of the time I gave him whatever he asked for... but then he started expecting it. I said no, he blew his top and attacked me, so we yelled and fought and destroyed some of his furniture and walls. I'm gonna give him some time to see the error of his ways. If he doesn't, it's arrivederci.

If it makes you feel better to think that, homefry, go for it. But my boy is strong and fast and homicidal, doesn't feel pain, and carries a multitude of edged weapons on him at all times.

[tastes_of_honey]

Ooooooh, Kaa. I bet you can.

It's been a while. What've you been up to?

[tastes_of_honey]

Mesmirizing and eating men is part of it, even if I don't do them the same way you do. I've been doing a lot of work, and Brad's been good to me. My new lover was coming along well until recently.

[sonofthemornin]

You know what they say about idle hands.

[tastes_of_honey]

Some people would argue that my hands are the devil's tools when they're active too.

[sonofthemornin]

Some people might, at that. How can a man such as yourself be bored, Schuldig?

[tastes_of_honey]

There are plenty of things I can do, but sometimes I want people to entertain me without me having to poke them. I don't think that's so wrong.

[killwithmymind]

"The internet as a pinata. Interesting."

[tastes_of_honey]

Even if I just got candy out of whacking the Nexus, it would be worth the effort.

[killwithmymind]

Nagi slides his hands in his pockets and checks for stuff. "I got some lemon drops. It'll save you the effort." Of course, they've been in Nagi's pockets long enough to start sticking to each other and stuff.

[tastes_of_honey]

Nah, I'm fine. I just like the idea of getting candy for beating the crap out of something.