"I don't wanna be your friend...."

[tastes_of_honey]

So I heard Kid Rock's "So Hot," sometimes subtitled "The Stripper's Anthem," and it's, uhm, genius. Ja.

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[dickgrayson]

Ahahahah yes.

[tastes_of_honey]

Yes! I'm not alone!

Thing is, it does sound like such a strip club song, but it really sounds a lot like the song Cherry strips go-go dances to in that spoofy part of Grindhouse that was Planet Terror so now there's this added layer of "Bwaahahahahaa!" to "So Hot" for me. Shambling zombies and an amputee chick with a chair leg prothesis for the win, ya know?

[dickgrayson]

Oh, yeah, hold me back there. Twitch.

[tastes_of_honey]

You had to be there. It's fucking funny. The go-go dancer's Boyfriend With a Past later upgrades her to a machine gun prosthesis, and she becomes Kickass Amputee Girl. It's perfectly ridiculous.

[dimension_bitch]

Kid Rock? Screw someone badly?

But he seems like such a charming, virile young man.

[tastes_of_honey]

Anybody who spends that much time talking about his dick and what a pimp he is has something lacking and feels the need to prove himself. Plus! Pamela Anderson. I rest my case.

[dimension_bitch]

Pamela Anderson is a wonderful young woman who knows what she wants! And I don't care what anyone says. Those breasts are real.

[tastes_of_honey]

She wants Kid Rock. No, Tommy Lee. No, Kid Rock. No, Tommy Lee. No, Kid Rock.

No matter what, some form of hepatitis or STD is involved, so this isn't a woman of good judgement.