Letter #13 - Ichigo to Rukia
Title: November Skies
Rating: PG for language
Fandom: Bleach
Character: Kurosaki Ichigo to Kuchiki Rukia
Author's Notes: Just fyi, the premise that I'm writing these on is a post-canon situation where Ichigo is in college and has gone off to America for a semester abroad, and he and Rukia are writing letters back and forth (at her demand)
Rukia -
I'm not even gonna dignify that with an answer. It was so obvious, he didn't have to do that. Besides, Ishida's a pussy, he wouldn't have the guts. Heh, I'll bet she kissed him first, he wouldn't have had the balls to make a move on his own. But yeah, you're right. Inoue's a little weird sometimes.
Christmas party? Yeah, I hate those kinds of things, but I'll think about it. It'd be nice to see everyone. But no way I'm playing any of those stupid gay party games, OR wearing some stupid santa hat, so don't even think about it. Besides, why would you want to go to one of those things anyway? It's just an excuse for people to drink and act stupid in front of other people and the hell I'm giving you any blackmail material.
I don't like him?! Rukia, your brother wants to rip my face off and use it to polish that gay-tarded flower petal zanpakutou of his. How the hell do you expect me to act around him. Besides, he's a douche, he needs to take the stick out of his ass. And it's not like I would have let them they would have really made you leave anyway. The old guy's not so bad, you know.
Wow. I feel so special. Can't you just feel the special? I think I'll go have a root canal too, just for kicks.
It's cardiology, moron. It means a doctor who specializes in heart conditions and disorders. And epidemiology is one who specializes in serious or rare diseases. And it's not about not knowing how to treat everything, it's about specializing in one area so you're better at it then you are at others. Like the same way you're good at kidou but you suck with a sword.
Me? I'm going for pediatrics not sure yet. Why?
Nah, it was getting colder, but right now we got some stupid heatwave crap. It's almost as hot as the summer, or at least that's what Matt says. But then, he lives here all year, so I guess he'd know. Kinda nice to wear shorts in November, though. Oh, I sent another picture for Yuzu's collection, it's when Matt and Dana -- that's his girlfriend -- dragged a couple of us to the aquarium. Yeah, that's Matt putting his head in the shark skeleton's mouth. He's an idiot. It's not so bad here, though. I guess since it's normally hot in the summer and the fall, you can still find warm-weather clothes and stuff. So at least I'm not stuck sweating myself to death on the way to class.
That tree does not look like my head. Heh, at least my picture's better than yours. You look pretty like a cross-eyed bug. And just for that, I'm gonna keep it show it to everyone. Bet they'll agree with me about how dumb you look.
It's not about that, you just can't go out with Keigo!
I am not afraid of pink, and I am NOT gay. I just hate the damned colour, alright? Renji's welcome to it, if he wants to be a fruit. Heh, bet your brother likes pink too. I mean shit, his zanpakutou's a bunch of stupid flower petals. How much gayer do you get than that?
How is it family-related if you don't know? That's stupid. Feh, if they did so well before I came along, then how come they need me so damned bad now?
And for the last time, I am NOT going out somewhere with Devon. I'm not even going to the cafeteria with Devon, the guy's a freakin satanist, and I'm not about to be his damn sacrifice.
Oh, tell Dad to send the damned money already, I'm tired of living off of those stupid ramen noodle cups because his stupid ass forgot to mail the check.
Oh, I got you a hat that's not so gay.
-Ichigo
Rating: PG for language
Fandom: Bleach
Character: Kurosaki Ichigo to Kuchiki Rukia
Author's Notes: Just fyi, the premise that I'm writing these on is a post-canon situation where Ichigo is in college and has gone off to America for a semester abroad, and he and Rukia are writing letters back and forth (at her demand)
Rukia -
I'm not even gonna dignify that with an answer. It was so obvious, he didn't have to do that. Besides, Ishida's a pussy, he wouldn't have the guts. Heh, I'll bet she kissed him first, he wouldn't have had the balls to make a move on his own. But yeah, you're right. Inoue's a little weird sometimes.
Christmas party? Yeah, I hate those kinds of things, but I'll think about it. It'd be nice to see everyone. But no way I'm playing any of those stupid gay party games, OR wearing some stupid santa hat, so don't even think about it. Besides, why would you want to go to one of those things anyway? It's just an excuse for people to drink and act stupid in front of other people and the hell I'm giving you any blackmail material.
I don't like him?! Rukia, your brother wants to rip my face off and use it to polish that gay-tarded flower petal zanpakutou of his. How the hell do you expect me to act around him. Besides, he's a douche, he needs to take the stick out of his ass. And it's not like I would have let them they would have really made you leave anyway. The old guy's not so bad, you know.
Wow. I feel so special. Can't you just feel the special? I think I'll go have a root canal too, just for kicks.
It's cardiology, moron. It means a doctor who specializes in heart conditions and disorders. And epidemiology is one who specializes in serious or rare diseases. And it's not about not knowing how to treat everything, it's about specializing in one area so you're better at it then you are at others. Like the same way you're good at kidou but you suck with a sword.
Me? I'm going for pediatrics not sure yet. Why?
Nah, it was getting colder, but right now we got some stupid heatwave crap. It's almost as hot as the summer, or at least that's what Matt says. But then, he lives here all year, so I guess he'd know. Kinda nice to wear shorts in November, though. Oh, I sent another picture for Yuzu's collection, it's when Matt and Dana -- that's his girlfriend -- dragged a couple of us to the aquarium. Yeah, that's Matt putting his head in the shark skeleton's mouth. He's an idiot. It's not so bad here, though. I guess since it's normally hot in the summer and the fall, you can still find warm-weather clothes and stuff. So at least I'm not stuck sweating myself to death on the way to class.
That tree does not look like my head. Heh, at least my picture's better than yours. You look pretty like a cross-eyed bug. And just for that, I'm gonna keep it show it to everyone. Bet they'll agree with me about how dumb you look.
It's not about that, you just can't go out with Keigo!
I am not afraid of pink, and I am NOT gay. I just hate the damned colour, alright? Renji's welcome to it, if he wants to be a fruit. Heh, bet your brother likes pink too. I mean shit, his zanpakutou's a bunch of stupid flower petals. How much gayer do you get than that?
How is it family-related if you don't know? That's stupid. Feh, if they did so well before I came along, then how come they need me so damned bad now?
And for the last time, I am NOT going out somewhere with Devon. I'm not even going to the cafeteria with Devon, the guy's a freakin satanist, and I'm not about to be his damn sacrifice.
Oh, tell Dad to send the damned money already, I'm tired of living off of those stupid ramen noodle cups because his stupid ass forgot to mail the check.
Oh, I got you a hat that's not so gay.
-Ichigo