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[shhhspoilers]

HI FRIENDS

AS I'M SURE YOU'RE ALL AWARE, 'THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON' WAS RECENTLY RELEASED
WHAT YOU MAY HAVE NOT KNOWN IS THAT I AM A HUGE TWILIGHT FAN!

SO RECENTLY I'VE BEEN HONING MY PHOTOGRAPHIC MANIPULATION SKILLS ON PROGRAMS SUCH AS 'ADOBE PHOTOGRAPH SHOP'. HERE'S AN EXAMPLE OF MY WORK:

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[andsosyourdad]

*BRB, BACK DOOR TO THIS PLACE*

/ DYING.

[shhhspoilers]

DOCTOR, MY LOVE!

HOW COME YOU'VE BEEN AVOIDING ME

[andsosyourdad]

*SENDS OUT BATMAN SIGNAL A LA SONIC SCREWDRIVER*

HELLO, HELLO! *HOLDS AT ARM'S LENGTH* OH, HELLO!

[shhhspoilers]

STOP FOOLING AROUND DOCTOR, LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS:
YOUR BED OR MINE?

[theoncomingears]

EDWARD CULLEN IS A TOOL. I'D MUCH RATHER BE EMMETTE.

JUST WITH A DIFFERENT "ROSALIE" >.>

[ranifofani]

I KIND OF LIKE EMMETT. JUST SAYING.

[theoncomingears]

YOU'D'VE BEEN A BETTER CHOICE FOR ROSALIE

[ranifofani]

YOU THINK SO? WELL ONLY IF I DIDN'T HAVE TO BE BLONDE AND YOU WERE EMMETT <.<

[ranifofani]

I SHOULD PROBABLY THANK YOU FOR NOT INCLUDING ME IN THAT TRAVESTY OF A TRAVESTY, BUT I DON'T REALLY GO FOR THE WHOLE, BEING POLITE THING...

ALSO I'M PRETTY SURE NO ONE LOVES YOU, JS.

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THE DOCTOR LOVES ME WITH ALL HIS HEART, HE TOLD ME SO HIMSELF (IN MY DREAMS)

[ladyofthebus]

*BRB, STEALING YOUR SHIT AND SETTING IT ON FIRE*

[theoncomingears]

NOT THAT I'M DEFENDING RIVER SONG, BUT AT LEAST YOU GET TO BE ALICE. SHE'S THE LEAST ANNOYING.

[ladyofthebus]

THAT'S TRUE. SHE'S THE ONLY ONE IN THAT SERIES WITH ANY SENSE. ;)

[theoncomingears]

IDK, THAT EMMETT KID SEEMS PRETTY FUN. NOT TAKING THINGS TOO SERIOUSLY.

[presidentromana]

I SOMEHOW DOUBT STEPHANIE MEYER'S BIRTH IS A FIXED POINT IN TIME. I WONDER HOW MUCH EFFORT WOULD GO INTO PREVENTING HER EXISTANCE...

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WHAT
NO
YOU CAN'T
PLEASE
WHAT

[presidentromana]

OH LOOK, YOUR EYES ARE GOING ALL SPARKLY :D I DO LIKE TEARS!

*SKIPS OFF TO HER TARDIS*

[shhhspoilers]

YEAH

WELL...

*CAN'T THINK OF ANY COMEBACKS*

...YOU'RE UGLY