*BORED AND DISINTERESTED*

[bestinblack]

I CURRENTLY HAVE FREE COUPONS TO OLIVE GARDEN.

WHO WANTS TO GO?

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[teninchtimelord]

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU PLAYED FOOTBALL. OR... *RUBS CHIN* WORE SHORTS LIKE THAT. WELL, WOULD WE CALL THOSE SHORTS? MAYBE THAT'S JUST A.. SPEEDO-TYPE-THING.

AAANYWAY, I COULD GO FOR A GOOD MEAL.

[bestinblack]

I DIDN'T ASK YOU IF YOU WANTED TO GO, DOCTOR. I WAS ASKING THE GENERAL POPULACE.

[teninchtimelord]

AM I NOT PART OF THE GENERAL POPULACE?

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:DDD THAT'S THE NICEST THING YOU'VE EVER SAID!

[bestinblack]

WHAT.

I THOUGHT MY 'YOU CAN'T EVEN DESTROY AN ENTIRE RACE OF PEOPLE PROPERLY' WAS RATHER NICE.

[ohmickeyusofine]

...>.> UPGRADE DIDN'T ORDER FOOD, CAN I COME?

[bestinblack]

KEEP WALKING. I'M FISHING FOR BIGGER GAME. >:|

[ohmickeyusofine]

JUST WONDERING, BY "BIGGER GAME" WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU INSINUATING?

[bestinblack]

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SIZE OF YOUR GENITALIA.

P.S. I STILL HAVE YOUR PANTS.

[oneshotsaxon]

COUPONS? REALLY HARRY?

CONTRARY TO BELIEVE I AM STILL THINKING:

[bestinblack]

NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE!

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[bestinblack]

[ladyofthebus]

*CAN'T. RESIST. BREAD STICKS!!!* MAY I JOIN IN?

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[ranifofani]

STILL CHEAP AS EVER, I SEE.

SINCE I'VE NOTHING BETTER TO DO, I'LL COME ALONG.

[bestinblack]

CHEAP, GOOD IN BED, IT'S ALL THE SAME.

I'M WARY OF TAKING YOU ANYWHERE, RANI. YOU'RE LIKELY TO PUT POISON IN ALL THE FOOD TO CATALOG HOW PEOPLE REACT TO IT. I.E. 'EXPERIMENTING'.

[ranifofani]

OH, THAT ONLY HAPPENED TWICE, AND THEY WERE ALL MOSTLY FINE AFTERWARD.
BESIDES, I THINK I'VE GOT ALL THE NECESSARY INFORMATION I NEED ON YOU, SO YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

[bestinblack]

TO BE FRANK, RANI, DON'T YOU THINK YOU DESERVE TO GO TO A MUCH FINER RESTAURANT THAN THIS SORRY EXCUSE FOR ONE? ESPECIALLY ONE WHERE THE FOOD IS MERELY FREE.