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[theoncomingears]

I'M A BACHELOR AGAIN WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY CAUSE FOR CELEBRATION SO I'M THROWING A PARTY. THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE WHO AREN'T SULKING DO, RIGHT?

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[oneshotsaxon]

THIS PARTY BLOWS.

[theoncomingears]

THEN LEAVE

[oneshotsaxon]

OH.

:/

[theoncomingears]

YOU COULD STAY. SEE IF MAYBE SOME MORE INTERESTING PEOPLE SHOW UP TO ENTERTAIN YOU.

[presidentromana]

I APPROVE OF THE BAN ON MASTERS.

*POPS A PARTY POPPER*

[theoncomingears]

THEY ONLY CAUSE TROUBLE FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE OBVIOUSLY EMOTIONALLY FRAGILE FROM THE TIME WAR.

[presidentromana]

OBVIOUSLY.

HE LIKES TO TOY WITH MY FRAGILE EMOTIONS. AND YOURS. AND WHATS WITH HIS WIFE/EX/BEARD/WHATEVER?

[theoncomingears]

HE SHOULD HAVE MORE RESPECT FOR WAR VETERANS.

LUCY IS... WELL LUCY IS LUCY.

*CHANGES THE SUBJECT B/C, HELLO, NOT SULKING TONIGHT* YOU'RE BACK TO BRUNETTE. I LIKE IT BETTER THAN THE BLONDE.

[tiemcockagent]

WAIT WHAT ABOUT - DIDN'T YOU LISTEN TO MY ADVICE AT ALL?

[theoncomingears]

I DID LISTEN TO YOUR ADVICE. IT WORKED FOR ALL OF ONE REALLY GREAT NIGHT.

THEN, IDK, SHE GOT JEALOUS, I MIGHT'VE BEEN A BASTARD AND SHE MOVED INTO THE MASTER'S TARDIS.

SO IT APPEARS I'LL HAVE TIME TO MAKE ANOTHER HIPPITY HOP.

[tiemcockagent]

OH.

WELL.

*PULLS BOTTLE OUT OF NOWHERE* HYPERVODKA?

[theoncomingears]

WEREN'T YOU THE ONE TELLING ME TO LAY OFF THE BOOZE?

[bestinblack]

PFT.