rumour has it i'm the one he's leaving you for

[tarattack]

so let's talk about awkward having to explain to my mom why i had shot glasses under my sink in the bathroom.
so i made up something about having tea at night and putting sugar in them so i can steep the tea in my room and not have to wait in the kitchen to add the sugar.
she seemed to buy it.
i guess.
also, having my nipples pierced would be a lot

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[aligning_stars]

5) whoever made the internet happen

Al Gore?

[tarattack]

THEN I LOVE AL GORE.

[frankenshane]

I THINK IT WAS AL GORE AND NASA THAT MADED THE INTERTUBES

And, lol, what are the shot glasses for exactly? /headtilt