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[tanvirus]

[Somebody is (obviously) stuck in the brig for a few days! Look how nice he is, though, using text to spare you all static-y right-wing propaganda Jinx-flies.

He hates these fucking flies. Almost as much as he hates the arms.]

this place is hell

Comments

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[gunsandhonor]

What the hell happened?

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[tanvirus]

[Sob why are you making him say it again.]

killed someone

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[gunsandhonor]

Not exactly what I expected to hear from you.

[brb, reading the other responses.]

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[tanvirus]

[nooooo is everyone turning against him?

If he weren't presently being harassed by flies and stuck in this nightmare of a brig, he'd probably care more. But, as it is....]

join the club

[ audio ]

[lilyground]

It should be.

what is with all these not here comments

[tanvirus]

[Oh goddammit, Lily, he's sorry you saw it, what more do you want?

There's a click and nothing else. He almost said something, but he changed his mind.]

because tan is a pussy

[lilyground]

I know you're there.

[Oh Tan you are SO screwed.]

[text] hey! he is not! D8

[tanvirus]

[Very clever, Lily! So he is! He is right there! Exactly where he is.

...Oh. Was it meant to be a secret?]

whatcha want kiddo

[text; locked to Tanvir // 30% unhackable] and gunn shows his true colors

[forgivemesister]

[having read all the other responses, including Bryn's , Gunn feels compelled to lock this to the guy.]

good job. thats not sarcasm.

[text // 30% unhackable] they are beautiful colors

[tanvirus]

[That actually made him feel a lot better. Despite everything.]

thanks man

[text // 30% unhackable] *sparkles*

[forgivemesister]

would have done the same thign.

[Gunn may have been a lawyer, but that doesn't mean sometimes he didn't agree with things he knew were illegal.]

[text // 30% unhackable] eeew you got glitter on me!

[tanvirus]

glad im not the only one

[He really is, too. Kind of odd, how Gunn admitting he'd kill someone kind of restores Tan's faith in humanity. 8|a]

And now because Sparky is mean: Translated Text

[xmaliciouslyx]

Ah, more 'defenders of the innocent'.

[text]

[tanvirus]

defend nothing

just gave someone his due

[Why is he responding to Azula? Srsly. Oh right, because a) he don't know her Net ID so he doesn't know it's her and b) WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO DO.]

[translated text]

[xmaliciouslyx]

[Well that's a first.]

So you don't pretend to care if what you're doing is right or not. Hm. I'd be impressed if you had gotten away with it.

[But alas you did not. Therefore you suck.]

[text]

[tanvirus]

oh it was right

needed doing so i did it

wasn't trying to get away with it though that wasn't the point

[The point was to off Jinx. Messily. Which he did!]

[Voice]

[littlelegend]

No, I don't think so mister. 'Cause we don't have halos on.

[text]

[tanvirus]

[It's fucking stupid.

No, no, it sounds like a kid. Let's try again.]

halos are for heaven kiddo

if we dont have halos that means we must be in hell

[Voice]

[littlelegend]

No no, you get halos when you die, and you get to keep your body if you're really good. But if you're bad then you turn into a puffy thing and go to hell that way. I think.

[text]

[tanvirus]

[What?]

jinx wasnt good and he got to keep his body when he died

[Maybe he should be nicer to the kid.

...Eh.]