Comments | tanvirus: 007 [audio]

tanvirus

007 [audio]

Jul 22, 2010 23:29

[Comm clicks on]

....

I have. A goddamn. Tail.

[Comm clicks off--yes, that was really it.]

!remy, !bryn, how do i brain, 20th century boy (no really!), !link, audio, !giselle, !oleg, !kimiko, !marco, !gavin, not standard operating procedure

Comments 122

brynkitten July 23 2010, 03:32:01 UTC

You have a what?

tanvirus July 23 2010, 03:34:25 UTC

I went to a party. I drank a bit, I ate a bit, and somewhere in there ended up with a tail.

[NONE OF HIS PANTS FIT RIGHT, BRYN, THIS IS VERY AGGRAVATING--if you listen close, the crash you hear is an annoyed!tail knocking something off the nightstand.]

For fuck's sake!

autodidacticone July 23 2010, 04:45:19 UTC

...Why?

tanvirus July 23 2010, 14:33:06 UTC

I don't know.

[Lalalala somebody has never eaten the magic cookies before~]

gunsandhonor July 23 2010, 04:45:27 UTC

... I'm sorry, what?

tanvirus July 23 2010, 14:33:51 UTC

Yeah, that was about my reaction, too.

[Fffffff]

gunsandhonor July 23 2010, 17:41:43 UTC

Did you piss the captain off?

tanvirus July 23 2010, 18:24:59 UTC

Why, is he prone to cursing people with animal body parts?

Actually, I think it was the cookies.

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imsorryimissed July 23 2010, 06:22:31 UTC

Troll.

tanvirus July 23 2010, 14:42:08 UTC

Human, last I checked.

...I just have an extra part now.

[8|]

ttlynotawizard July 23 2010, 06:24:19 UTC

[LOL]

What?

tanvirus July 23 2010, 14:41:31 UTC

[Don't laugh!]

A tail.

Is this normal for parties around here? Go have a few drinks, suddenly you've got extra, not-typical body parts?