(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

✓ I miss somebody right now.
✓ I don't watch much TV these days.
✓ I own lots of books.  (I like to pretend I'm an intellectual.)

✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games.
× I've tried marijuana.

✓ I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho- ( Read more... )

Just go and read this.

If you are so inclined, you may go to this site to see pictures of slugs having coital relations. Enjoy, lovers.


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You know what really sucks? Seven-day workweeks.

At least I can still amuse myself with my writing.

You know, I 'd really like to write more often in this here livejournal, but I really don't feel I have anything worth writing. I live what is quite likely one of the most dull existences possible. While all you are out there shooting cops and base-jumping and busking and break-dancing and traveling and masturbating over the still-warm corpses of ( Read more... )

Well, May went by pretty damn fast.

I purchased a chair at the Salvation Army. I like it. And a goatskin flask. I need some mead.

Not much going on with me... how 'bout you?

Life just flows by... like water...

Drip, drip, drip...

Yeah...

Yes, I know I haven't written in Livejournal in ages. Shut up ( Read more... )

Apparently, the ability to synopsize the philisophical view of Arthur Schopenhauer can get you laid. If this actually holds out, I should be awash in poon-tang.

However, one should be careful what they choose to quote. Otherwise, such a strategy could backfire.

I am now officially the most lazy person ever. I've done pretty much nothing this break. Hopefully, I can make use o the next three days.

Man, I suck.