Me and Devon went to sleep yesterday at like...3:30pm. I had some fucked up dreams. i had this dream this one dream ( Read more... )

im extremely dead right now...its so early!

im wearing my leopard pj's...a shirt and sweatshirt...no bra and no undies...

and its like40 degrees outside

see im dead.

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theres no such thing as leftover crack.

Well...today blew my asshole-e-ole. Uh me and devon woke up at 1-o-clock laid around for an hour. got dressed and went to brianna's house until 8. i got 2 bloody noses. fucking sucks.
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Once upon a time there lived a crackhead and a cow. the cow didnt have a very good "once upon and time" because a few seconds after those words were written the cow was ran over by a one armed man on a moped. the cow went moo and moped schreeched and the crackhead thought it was a sign from the herion addict down the street. he shrieked out "more ( Read more... )