I'm sorry...

[tangywolf]

Dear Ben.
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert.
I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me with George Bush and his wife, and I saw you carve your initials into my best friend.
I'm sure you're man enough to understand how awful I've felt.
I'm returning your Darth Vader poster to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory.
You

Comments

[words_dissemble]

Interesting. o.o

[ibuncloudslayer]

Yurr insane.

[anonymous]

Dear Andrew.
I don't really know how to tell you this, but the mafia wants you. I think I realized it when your dog ran amok outside of Chicago and I saw you sit at my best friend.I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand
that there is no solution to this.I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about our friendship.
Greetings to your freaky family.
Megan*~

---Omg, that is fucking hilarious---

[tangywolf]

Haha, that's an awesome one.