It all started when....
Title: It all started when…
Author: xoxo_nat_xx
Pairing: Everyone is thrown in...I think.
Ratings: G
Genre: Crack, fluff
Summary: It all started when Donghae posted that one innocuous-looking sentence on someone else's cyworld.
1. It all started when Donghae decided to be an ass a sweetheart and leave the epic message on Eunhyuk's cyworld. The world went into uproar and every single eunhae fan went crazy at that short sentence. (Or rather only 3 words.)
2. Although it wasn't intended, someone by the name of LSM congratulated Donghae for being to cause such an uproar just days before their 4th anniversary, successfully boosting sales for Sorry Sorry album Version A and Super Junior-Mandarin album. (Although the increase for Version A was due to Hanteo Charts, but never mind that, LSM assumes wrongly.)
3. Super Junior dorms, in both Korea and China, were flooded by gifts from Eunhae fans. It got so bad that presents were piled into any spare drawers. Ryeowook was forbidden from opening any cupboards or wardrobes in the kitchen to get anything. Anything at all. For his own, personal, safety. And to calm and soothe Yesung's heart just this little. (And the fridge was flooded as well, with strawberry milk, in the dorm in China.)
4. Hankyung felt really down after getting back to the dorms that day, because for once, Donghae's popularity triumphed over his in China. And not to mention that it was already this case in Korea. (Deep down he was hoping that he could rival Heechul's popularity at least in his own homeland. To at least match up with Heechul. But Donghae had to just rip that glory all away from him with one sentence.)
5. Siwon tried to comfort Hankyung to cheer him up, but decided to leave him be for the day, because they just filmed "Blue tomorrow" MV, which required this emotional aura radiating from SJM dearest leader. So he decided to mind his own business, which left him comparing the length of his legs against Zhou Mi's in an attempt to prove that Hankyung's legs are actually longer than Zhou Mi's. (How Siwon knows how long Hankyung 's legs are remains a secret until today.)
6. Zhou Mi got a little irritated, because he thought it was rather obvious that his legs are so obviously longer than Siwon's (who after comparing, left for the gym across the street very content and satisfied), so he went off to complain about this to Henry. Which wasn't a good idea, because he forgot that Henry-practising-violin time was totally off-limits for any SJM member. At all.
7. After being met by screams and shouts and pushed out by Henry, along with a slightly purple bruise on his cheek (because some supposedly innocent, and cute hamster guy poked him with his violin bow to emphasize his point that no one is to disturb him during this time), Zhou Mi decided to coop himself in his room to sulk. Which resulted in Kyuhyun being room-less because he was rooming with Zhou Mi.
8. Kyuhyun's laptop was in the room, and him separated from his Starcraft = Snarky and bad-tempered maknae. Ryeowook couldn't make Kyu's favourite dish to cheer him up and take his mind off Starcraft (a seemingly impossible task, but Wook once succeeded by cooking something really delicious), because he was still forbidden from touching anything in the kitchen. (Blame Donghae.)
9. Ryeowook phones Eeteuk for help (his phone bills were going to be paid by Yesung this month anyway, because a certain someone wanted Wook to call whenever he's free. Wook complained about the phone bills bursting, which led to someone paying his fees for him.) to coax Kyuhyun out of his bad temper, because the leader has the power to do so.
10. It turned out that Eeteuk was filming for "Strong Heart" and governing Boom Academy (which he might decide to call it Teuk's academy for a while, until Boom comes back. He's not overtaking the school, just enjoying the privileges of being a principal for this while) and doing a great job at it, hearing the cheers in the background. Kyuhyun started whining about every time he calls hyung, Eeteuk would always be doing a show.
11. Halfway through this mess, Donghae flailed outside his room, attempting to get across piles and stacks of presents to get to his phone, which he had placed on the table on the other side of the room. And he just realized, that the doors in China were different from the ones in Korea, because this door opened inwards. And surprisingly (or not), the door refused to budge.
12. Ryeowook managed to convince Kyuhyun to call Sungmin instead, and Kyuhyun reluctantly settled for his roommate. (Although we are not exactly sure how many times he calls Sungmin in the first place, we are affirmative that he was putting up a show now in front of Ryeowook.) Kyuhyun grabbed the phone from Ryeowook's hands and stole out to the balcony to call his hyung.
13. Sungmin was practicing for Akilla, practicing this particular sensitive scene with the female lead that had caused some speculation (just some) when the interview for Akilla was released online, when his ring tone pierced through the air and spoiled the atmosphere. Pouting, he picked up his phone, because this meant that he had to redo that scene again. (And heck, the faster he finished this, he could go back to daydreaming for some time, of a certain person who was on the other line now.)
14. Heechul just wrapped up his filming for SBS's Loving you 10 Million Times, and was missing Hankyung, who was currently in China. And a little annoyed because Eunhyuk seemed to be receiving more love from the fans now. So he decided to visit Kibum, who was also in the filming studios, to request for a step-up on Kihae. (At least Donghae's in China now, and Kibum was already somewhere around his popularity level, he doesn't mind Kibum, just not the guy who he was forced to act like he wasn't intimate with on a show that ironically…found the wrong people?)
15. Kibum decidedly ignored Heechul, (although Heechul is one of his favourite hyungs, he just cannot bear to split eunhae apart. Furthermore, he has Siwon for some reason.) and with his already-quiet nature it was not hard to pay no attention to Heechul. Heechul got the drift that there was Kibum/Siwon going around, and launched into his lecture to get Kibum to get come back after going MIA for so long, as part of his revenge for Kibum ignoring him. (Heechul didn't forget to add in his signature smirk halfway through.)
16. Heechul left to find Yesung, who was practicing for another musical. Only to find Yesung in a bad mood during his break time because he was frantically trying to call someone in China, only to find the line occupied. (And he didn't have any notion of who hogging the phone, so everything was fluttering and racing in his head.) Yesung hurriedly borrowed Heechul's phone and made a call to SJM's dorm instead, and Ryeowook on the other line calmed him down immediately. (Heechul didn't know that his phone bill will soon burst, or had already burst.)
17. Heechul stopped trying to get his phone back, resigned to pranking Yesung when Ryeowook comes home. He returned to his dormitory, to find Kangin lazing around on the sofa watching Kangin's We Got Married cuts (eng sub to improve his english) and Shindong on his laptop, lying on his bed in his birthday suit (since it was already late and he was preparing to sleep, no BORA for Sim Sim Tapa that day). Heechul realized he has another contender with his most popular position, with Yesung joining "Ring Ding Dong" on Music Bank on 6th Nov turning up 3rd on Naver. (And Yesung doing RDD has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that Ryeowook adores the song.)
18. And Shindong secretly stalked Tweeter, realizing that #superjunior was a trending topic, and #standbykangin was also a trending topic. He glanced in disbelief at Kangin, who was looking over his shoulder, and who shrugged nonchalantly, because secretly deep down, Kangin already knew his popularity rivaled Kim Heechul's from the very start of Super Junior.
19. Meanwhile, Donghae successfully managed to open the fridge door, and packets of strawberry milk bombard him, and Ryeowook, the innocent bystander who was on the phone (which was right beside the fridge in the kitchen), suffered an onslaught of strawberry milk as well. Which caused Yesung to swear that Donghae is going to suffer because of that statement he wrote.
20. Sungmin, Eunhyuk and Eeteuk returned to their dorms, with Eunhyuk and Eeteuk having to leave shortly again for their schedules. Sungmin was still on the phone with Kyuhyun, and Eeteuk managed to make him put down the phone for once. Eeteuk tucked Sungmin into his bed and gave him a goodnight kiss, much to the chagrin of both Sungmin's and Kangin's. Eeteuk had to settle Kangin down by giving him some fried fish. (Because the similar-to-strawberry incident occurred to the dorm in Korea too. Eeteuk may have used other methods too but that is up for speculation.)
21. Yesung returned to his dorm and gave Heechul's phone back to its owner. SHINee came along to join in the fun, dancing to "Ring Ding Dong" to help Yesung familiarize himself with the steps. Yesung declared he had enough RDD for one day, but gave up when Ryeowook called him back using his own phone, because the ring tone Ryeowook demanded he put was RDD.
22. Kyuhyun attempted to call Eeteuk again, because he really missed the leader on the 6th of Nov. Only to realize that Eeteuk was already at the recording studio and having Sukira BORA at that exact time. He wondered if whatever phone God there was on Earth was playing a prank on him. (And somehow his mind immediately churned out an image of Heechul smirking. He shuddered.)
23. SJM gathered in the living room to watch Sukira Live together, and the person who started all this mess surprisingly calmed down and sat in front of the computer, oblivious to the angry stares others were pointing at him.
24. Donghae phone rang all of a sudden, and he ran to his room to get it. The other SJM members continued watching Sukira, only to realize that Eeteuk was looking at something on the screen. And Eunhyuk was on his phone, the Magic Hole. (To which Kyuhyun defensively replied that his "Lollipop" was way better.)
25. Kyuhyun pouted, because Eunhyuk was calling someone during broadcast, and Eeteuk refused to pick up his own calls instead. He snatched Ryeowook's phone again and sneaked out to the balcony to call Sungmin, resulting in Sungmin awaking. And the whole cycle repeated.
26. Super Junior is in an uproar as well because of that simple statement. Eeteuk forbids Eunhyuk to reply to Donghae on his cyworld, until this whole thing dies down. And until Eeteuk has the heart and strength to go through this thing again. (Which he is very sure will happen once Eunhyuk replies something along the lines of "Yes?....My Love? (Your Love Lee Hyukjae))
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A/N: 26 because 6+11+09=26. Happy 4th anniversary Super Junior!
Epic fail of a fic. ._. I was doing this half-conscious >.< One-off because it's their 4th anniversary omg. *slaps myself*
Back to mugging.
Author: xoxo_nat_xx
Pairing: Everyone is thrown in...I think.
Ratings: G
Genre: Crack, fluff
Summary: It all started when Donghae posted that one innocuous-looking sentence on someone else's cyworld.
1. It all started when Donghae decided to be an ass a sweetheart and leave the epic message on Eunhyuk's cyworld. The world went into uproar and every single eunhae fan went crazy at that short sentence. (Or rather only 3 words.)
2. Although it wasn't intended, someone by the name of LSM congratulated Donghae for being to cause such an uproar just days before their 4th anniversary, successfully boosting sales for Sorry Sorry album Version A and Super Junior-Mandarin album. (Although the increase for Version A was due to Hanteo Charts, but never mind that, LSM assumes wrongly.)
3. Super Junior dorms, in both Korea and China, were flooded by gifts from Eunhae fans. It got so bad that presents were piled into any spare drawers. Ryeowook was forbidden from opening any cupboards or wardrobes in the kitchen to get anything. Anything at all. For his own, personal, safety. And to calm and soothe Yesung's heart just this little. (And the fridge was flooded as well, with strawberry milk, in the dorm in China.)
4. Hankyung felt really down after getting back to the dorms that day, because for once, Donghae's popularity triumphed over his in China. And not to mention that it was already this case in Korea. (Deep down he was hoping that he could rival Heechul's popularity at least in his own homeland. To at least match up with Heechul. But Donghae had to just rip that glory all away from him with one sentence.)
5. Siwon tried to comfort Hankyung to cheer him up, but decided to leave him be for the day, because they just filmed "Blue tomorrow" MV, which required this emotional aura radiating from SJM dearest leader. So he decided to mind his own business, which left him comparing the length of his legs against Zhou Mi's in an attempt to prove that Hankyung's legs are actually longer than Zhou Mi's. (How Siwon knows how long Hankyung 's legs are remains a secret until today.)
6. Zhou Mi got a little irritated, because he thought it was rather obvious that his legs are so obviously longer than Siwon's (who after comparing, left for the gym across the street very content and satisfied), so he went off to complain about this to Henry. Which wasn't a good idea, because he forgot that Henry-practising-violin time was totally off-limits for any SJM member. At all.
7. After being met by screams and shouts and pushed out by Henry, along with a slightly purple bruise on his cheek (because some supposedly innocent, and cute hamster guy poked him with his violin bow to emphasize his point that no one is to disturb him during this time), Zhou Mi decided to coop himself in his room to sulk. Which resulted in Kyuhyun being room-less because he was rooming with Zhou Mi.
8. Kyuhyun's laptop was in the room, and him separated from his Starcraft = Snarky and bad-tempered maknae. Ryeowook couldn't make Kyu's favourite dish to cheer him up and take his mind off Starcraft (a seemingly impossible task, but Wook once succeeded by cooking something really delicious), because he was still forbidden from touching anything in the kitchen. (Blame Donghae.)
9. Ryeowook phones Eeteuk for help (his phone bills were going to be paid by Yesung this month anyway, because a certain someone wanted Wook to call whenever he's free. Wook complained about the phone bills bursting, which led to someone paying his fees for him.) to coax Kyuhyun out of his bad temper, because the leader has the power to do so.
10. It turned out that Eeteuk was filming for "Strong Heart" and governing Boom Academy (which he might decide to call it Teuk's academy for a while, until Boom comes back. He's not overtaking the school, just enjoying the privileges of being a principal for this while) and doing a great job at it, hearing the cheers in the background. Kyuhyun started whining about every time he calls hyung, Eeteuk would always be doing a show.
11. Halfway through this mess, Donghae flailed outside his room, attempting to get across piles and stacks of presents to get to his phone, which he had placed on the table on the other side of the room. And he just realized, that the doors in China were different from the ones in Korea, because this door opened inwards. And surprisingly (or not), the door refused to budge.
12. Ryeowook managed to convince Kyuhyun to call Sungmin instead, and Kyuhyun reluctantly settled for his roommate. (Although we are not exactly sure how many times he calls Sungmin in the first place, we are affirmative that he was putting up a show now in front of Ryeowook.) Kyuhyun grabbed the phone from Ryeowook's hands and stole out to the balcony to call his hyung.
13. Sungmin was practicing for Akilla, practicing this particular sensitive scene with the female lead that had caused some speculation (just some) when the interview for Akilla was released online, when his ring tone pierced through the air and spoiled the atmosphere. Pouting, he picked up his phone, because this meant that he had to redo that scene again. (And heck, the faster he finished this, he could go back to daydreaming for some time, of a certain person who was on the other line now.)
14. Heechul just wrapped up his filming for SBS's Loving you 10 Million Times, and was missing Hankyung, who was currently in China. And a little annoyed because Eunhyuk seemed to be receiving more love from the fans now. So he decided to visit Kibum, who was also in the filming studios, to request for a step-up on Kihae. (At least Donghae's in China now, and Kibum was already somewhere around his popularity level, he doesn't mind Kibum, just not the guy who he was forced to act like he wasn't intimate with on a show that ironically…found the wrong people?)
15. Kibum decidedly ignored Heechul, (although Heechul is one of his favourite hyungs, he just cannot bear to split eunhae apart. Furthermore, he has Siwon for some reason.) and with his already-quiet nature it was not hard to pay no attention to Heechul. Heechul got the drift that there was Kibum/Siwon going around, and launched into his lecture to get Kibum to get come back after going MIA for so long, as part of his revenge for Kibum ignoring him. (Heechul didn't forget to add in his signature smirk halfway through.)
16. Heechul left to find Yesung, who was practicing for another musical. Only to find Yesung in a bad mood during his break time because he was frantically trying to call someone in China, only to find the line occupied. (And he didn't have any notion of who hogging the phone, so everything was fluttering and racing in his head.) Yesung hurriedly borrowed Heechul's phone and made a call to SJM's dorm instead, and Ryeowook on the other line calmed him down immediately. (Heechul didn't know that his phone bill will soon burst, or had already burst.)
17. Heechul stopped trying to get his phone back, resigned to pranking Yesung when Ryeowook comes home. He returned to his dormitory, to find Kangin lazing around on the sofa watching Kangin's We Got Married cuts (eng sub to improve his english) and Shindong on his laptop, lying on his bed in his birthday suit (since it was already late and he was preparing to sleep, no BORA for Sim Sim Tapa that day). Heechul realized he has another contender with his most popular position, with Yesung joining "Ring Ding Dong" on Music Bank on 6th Nov turning up 3rd on Naver. (And Yesung doing RDD has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that Ryeowook adores the song.)
18. And Shindong secretly stalked Tweeter, realizing that #superjunior was a trending topic, and #standbykangin was also a trending topic. He glanced in disbelief at Kangin, who was looking over his shoulder, and who shrugged nonchalantly, because secretly deep down, Kangin already knew his popularity rivaled Kim Heechul's from the very start of Super Junior.
19. Meanwhile, Donghae successfully managed to open the fridge door, and packets of strawberry milk bombard him, and Ryeowook, the innocent bystander who was on the phone (which was right beside the fridge in the kitchen), suffered an onslaught of strawberry milk as well. Which caused Yesung to swear that Donghae is going to suffer because of that statement he wrote.
20. Sungmin, Eunhyuk and Eeteuk returned to their dorms, with Eunhyuk and Eeteuk having to leave shortly again for their schedules. Sungmin was still on the phone with Kyuhyun, and Eeteuk managed to make him put down the phone for once. Eeteuk tucked Sungmin into his bed and gave him a goodnight kiss, much to the chagrin of both Sungmin's and Kangin's. Eeteuk had to settle Kangin down by giving him some fried fish. (Because the similar-to-strawberry incident occurred to the dorm in Korea too. Eeteuk may have used other methods too but that is up for speculation.)
21. Yesung returned to his dorm and gave Heechul's phone back to its owner. SHINee came along to join in the fun, dancing to "Ring Ding Dong" to help Yesung familiarize himself with the steps. Yesung declared he had enough RDD for one day, but gave up when Ryeowook called him back using his own phone, because the ring tone Ryeowook demanded he put was RDD.
22. Kyuhyun attempted to call Eeteuk again, because he really missed the leader on the 6th of Nov. Only to realize that Eeteuk was already at the recording studio and having Sukira BORA at that exact time. He wondered if whatever phone God there was on Earth was playing a prank on him. (And somehow his mind immediately churned out an image of Heechul smirking. He shuddered.)
23. SJM gathered in the living room to watch Sukira Live together, and the person who started all this mess surprisingly calmed down and sat in front of the computer, oblivious to the angry stares others were pointing at him.
24. Donghae phone rang all of a sudden, and he ran to his room to get it. The other SJM members continued watching Sukira, only to realize that Eeteuk was looking at something on the screen. And Eunhyuk was on his phone, the Magic Hole. (To which Kyuhyun defensively replied that his "Lollipop" was way better.)
25. Kyuhyun pouted, because Eunhyuk was calling someone during broadcast, and Eeteuk refused to pick up his own calls instead. He snatched Ryeowook's phone again and sneaked out to the balcony to call Sungmin, resulting in Sungmin awaking. And the whole cycle repeated.
26. Super Junior is in an uproar as well because of that simple statement. Eeteuk forbids Eunhyuk to reply to Donghae on his cyworld, until this whole thing dies down. And until Eeteuk has the heart and strength to go through this thing again. (Which he is very sure will happen once Eunhyuk replies something along the lines of "Yes?....My Love? (Your Love Lee Hyukjae))
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A/N: 26 because 6+11+09=26. Happy 4th anniversary Super Junior!
Epic fail of a fic. ._. I was doing this half-conscious >.< One-off because it's their 4th anniversary omg. *slaps myself*
Back to mugging.