A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch." he said, "how much will you charge me?"

The blonde, after looking about, ( Read more... )

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I hate the smell of A&D Ointment.

I'm so incredibly bored right now... JoAnn just went to bed and I have nothing to do... I should go check on my laundry, see if my pajamas are dry yet, I hope so, I want to get comfortable, and jeans aren't all too comfy. So yeah... I'm going to check on my laundry right now, whoo ( Read more... )

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70% General American English
10% Dixie
10% Upper Midwestern
10% Yankee
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So I'm at the allergist... I'm the last person here... and JoAnn pretends to sneeze, and the lady that gave me my shot comes out, we start cracking up, because that was JoAnn's plan all along, then she threatened to do it again. I told her no. Now I think I am able to leave, so I will talk to you all later.

( OMG these shoes are crazy! But I love them! )