The further adventures of RHB and FB

[tamnonlinear]

Yes, it's another post from Reptilian Hind Brain and Fore Brain. They've been chatting again.

(Previous posts: One and Two)

Comments

[chickenfeet2003]

The others are, if I'm correct, an opossum, a rhino, a kitten, a fruit bat, a penguin, and a chinese crested goose.

That had me choking on my Nutribar.

[tamnonlinear]

True Story:

Many years agao, back before the Bad Marriage, when now-ex and I were still doing well together, we went to the national zoo to see the newborn baby rhino. She was the most adorable little thing (little being a relative term here, as she came into the world at 138 pounds). Seriously set my maternal instincts on fire. I was oooh-ing and cooo-ing at her. I told the then-fiance that I seriously wanted a baby.

Then we spent the rest of the day surrounded by screaming little humans who pounded on glass cages and complained about how ugly the animals were and fought with their siblings and...

I told the then-fiance that I wanted a tubal. Unless he could promise me that we'd have a baby rhino instead.

[tamnonlinear]

RHB Is a very cute little lump of grey matter.

[tamnonlinear]

They are very happy. They don't hold still much.

[bixxy]

You're so funny when you're conflicted. This post is going in my Memories!

[tamnonlinear]

Aww thank you!

[matociquala]

Good lord. our RHB and mine should do lunch....

[tamnonlinear]

If your RHB is responsible for the creation of the term "guilt-gorilla" then yes, they should.

[matociquala]

Heee. Yes, I think that one's mine. Unlike suck-monkey, which I think in tanaise's. (The suck monkey is the little critter that pulls your hair and tells you how bad all your writing is.)

[tamnonlinear]

It's an antire writer's menagerie. Plot bunnies, creativity demons, suck-monkey and guilt gorillas. Have I missed any?