Random Sighting from the drive in

[tamnonlinear]

From the drive in to work today- I saw two bumper stickers reading "Drill Here. Drill Now. Pay Less" and a picture of a gas pump against an outline of the state of Alaska. Both stickers were on SUVs. I was tempted to drill a hole in their gas tank and steal their gas, since a little literalism might illustrate the point of the objection, plus it

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[tamnonlinear]

*snrt* Edited to clarify, thanks.

Although I will mention that there's a dry cleaner in town with the rather dubious name of "Drive-Through Romance Cleaners", and I always have to raise an eyebrow at that one.

[tamnonlinear]

I bought new booze for the great brownie experiment of '09, so I had my choice of ways of getting mildly skunked, but the wine was enough.

The cats, who are nip fiends, have no room to judge.

[pooka798]

I'm just amused at the mental image of you using a power tool to open a bottle of wine.

[tamnonlinear]

Using a hammer would be too much of a risk of injury.

And heavy machinery would go against the hazard warnings.

[vconaway]

You get massive points for "trepanation".

[tamnonlinear]

It takes a massive point to get through the average human skull.