In which I prove Quite Thoroughly that I am going to HELL

[tamnonlinear]

So one of the houses down the street from me has some Halloween decorations up already.

Neat stuff. One of the decorations is causing me some problems. It looks like:

Comments

[melusinehr]

I love your brain. The kind of love that does not involve wanting to eat it, just so we're clear.

[thebroomecloset]

Please tell me I'm not the only one here.

You're not the only one. I had a very similar thought just yesterday. (Without the Plastic Jesus filk, but I can certainly see why that fits. *grin*) I was leaving a church out in the country where we had an annual family reunion. I noticed a picture of Jesus in the foyer on the way out. A few minutes later I did a double-take when I saw a Jesus-looking ghoul in someone's front yard down the road from the church.

Guess you won't be alone in that particular part of hell.

[fishy1]

"when i met Jesus" has become my first LJ memory. -hope you don't mind.
(Next thing you know i'll actually start using tags.)

He and I always comment to each other "they're ready for the Second Coming: they're going to string him right back up there" or similar whenever we pass an display of large-scale crosses near the road.

i'll save you a seat in the handbasket.

or we could get lucky and all go to the Floating Island of Mandango

LOL

[xanateria]

Nope, you aren't alone. But it's okay, I called ahead and made us reservations.

Lookee!

[perkypaduan]

He Is Risen!

Hold my hand as we head down, 'kay? That way I know where my friends are....