He's here
This is what birth looks like.
Connor Henry Frolic born sometime around 11 am this morning, UNASSISTED IN MY BATHTUB, after a four-hour brutally painful labor.
Wait, I want to see that again:
UNASSISTED IN MY FUCKING BATHTUB. With Frolic watching and Moo playing Zelda in the living room, I gave birth reared back on my haunches ALL BY MYSELF.
Because I am just THAT FUCKING BADASS.
(No complications - he cried immediately, cord cut about 30 minutes later, latched on after maybe 45 minutes of putzing around, nursed for about an hour, and is now snoozing. Other than vicious afterpains and feeling like I got kicked in the junk, I'm doing fine too.)
One more time now:
UNASSISTED.
IN.
MY.
FUCKING.
BATHTUB.
Connor Henry Frolic born sometime around 11 am this morning, UNASSISTED IN MY BATHTUB, after a four-hour brutally painful labor.
Wait, I want to see that again:
UNASSISTED IN MY FUCKING BATHTUB. With Frolic watching and Moo playing Zelda in the living room, I gave birth reared back on my haunches ALL BY MYSELF.
Because I am just THAT FUCKING BADASS.
(No complications - he cried immediately, cord cut about 30 minutes later, latched on after maybe 45 minutes of putzing around, nursed for about an hour, and is now snoozing. Other than vicious afterpains and feeling like I got kicked in the junk, I'm doing fine too.)
One more time now:
UNASSISTED.
IN.
MY.
FUCKING.
BATHTUB.