Note-Form Posts, Long Overdue

[tallpaulfan]

It's been a while, hasn't it?

• I got a new job. Yeah for me.
  
• Me = Director of Space Projects. Rad.
  
• My new computer is ~120 miles as of 2:00 today.
  
• Here's hoping it arrives before I leave for Houston (~1400 miles away) on Wednesday
  
• Why so many weddings?
  
• In addition to my current Scottish housemate here in DC, in Houston, I will have a TOTALLY

Comments

[guidopaparazzi]

Shit. When is your wedding again? Phil and I were planning on getting on the bus on Thursday. So we should cancel then? Fuck. I hate when my life gets SO busy that I forget what is happening is other spheres. Any chance you could cancel the wedding? What if I call a bomb threat? Are they used to that in Texas? Hm. What about a rattlesnake threat? Tornado threat? GOD, I hate foreigners. And immigrants. A lot. I think I should get breakfast. But that's neither here nor there.
Anyway, Will, Phil and I cannot afford both the trip to D.C. and the eels show, so we're just going to buy the tickets and not go. Okay? Does that make sense? No...not at all. Well. we're going to come there to see Land of the Dead. You wedding fucker. Why would your relations plan a fucking wedding for the release weekend of the latest Romero zombie movie?! Who the fuck are these people?! GODDAMN IT!
Move to New York.

Ahoy Matey!

[lerouge54]

Director of Space Projects = Sounds Awesome!

So many weddings because it's summer and people are eager to get themselves into divorces.

Paul does hate foreigners and immigrants, but he also did not like Land of the Dead. He did, however, like Wink. And I did take him down in said game of Wink. However, I took him down right on my heart and I now have a brusied breast. Still, it was tons of fun. I may be beaten and bruised (and possibly on the brink of sudden death), but it was some of the most fun I've had in a while.

I have never had a meal that involved a mallet.

I'm glad you're good with mallet meals... I filled out a pirate meme and it said that you were my capabale first mate. (Meanwhile, Paul is in davy jones' locker, I think :P)

Hope Houston was fun!

Re: Ahoy Matey!

[guidopaparazzi]

My shoes are in Davy Jones' locker, bioooooooooooooooooooootch!
Mallet meals are easy. Just get ten people and enough food for five people and give everyone mallets. Done and Done.
As for the near implosion of your heart? Consider it a warning. NO ONE fucks with the Jesus.
You'll understand how pertinent that is...soon.