Cannot. Stop. Laughing. --credit to
soarneOh, Pep. Times like this I really wonder what you and Deco would've been like, all stirred up in righteous indignation at the same time. Leading to
The Naughty Bench 2.0, perhaps? Also, somebody needs to show this to Phil Brown to explain that Cesc wasn't exhibiting juvenile delinquent behavior, but typical culé
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Man, Pep needs to chill -- notice how he keeps pulling his pants up? That's because he just burned off about a week's worth of meals with all that flapping! Pep, you have two choices: Eat more, or calm down. Or, alternately, punch more holes in your skinny little belt. Three choices.
(I can't tell you how much I appreciate those periods of silence -- I always feel like those are signs of knowledge, because the announcers are content to watch, and don't feel the need to read wikipedia to us to show they've done their research. Are you telling me I'm misinterpreting the silence?)
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lol Does flapping really make you lose weight? *makes note to start gesturing like Pep does* And of your three options, I think we know which one Pep is more apt to choose.
(I THINK THEY KNOW NOTHING! The Spanish commentators would tell us about what the players had for breakfast, and whether Leo had phoned his girlfriend last night, and then somehow work in how they still have a crush on Morientes. Also, sometimes I think they don't even pay attention to the game, they certainly don't seem to recognize the players. These announcers aren't at all invested in the sport.)
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If you flap enough, definitely! Weren't there pickle (?) ads at some point that involved burning calories by bending your fingers? Flapping is 100x as much exertion as finger-bending!
(But how is it better to be all "He's a Capricorn who grew up in Kent, and has worn the number 10 since birth?!" That's not knowledge, that's reading. (I watched a UEFA Cup match today, broadcast buy a guy who managed to mispronounce "UEFA." My pain, it is great. But then I watched Undine on Fox Sports en Espanol, which made me feel much better.))
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What? Pickle people are weirdos! But I will start the flapping, and if I do it fast enough, hopefully move on to flying.
(Well, I don't approve of that. I can access wikipedia too after all. But they shouldn't just sit there all silent and not call any of the plays. What if I'm out if the room when Pep flail attacks somebody, and they don't even mention it so I can run back in? the Spanish commentators would be all over that! (See, that's the magic of the Spanish broadcast, you don't understand it all! You just hear the occasional curious phrase, and you kind of wonder what Kun Aguero has to do with the Barcelona game, but it's a passing thought. ))
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re: the pep tag. i am laughing at you. even though i'm in a worse position, having written pep into all sorts of sordid situations.
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*covers face* Go on, mock my pain. :p I'd made the post before I even realized what I was doing. Then I tried to see if I could get away with just a "Barcelona" tag, but that would be lying. I never thought this day would come, in my own LJ. I'm going to refuse to give him his last name in petty revenge though.
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I love how repentant he was afterwards. And times like these speaking fluent English must actually be a bad thing - he should have sworn at them in Italian like he used to do to the Tercera Division match officials. *g*
Re: the tag - resistance is futile. You heard Xavi. Mwhahaha.
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he should have sworn at them in Italian like he used to do to the Tercera Division match officials
Hee! Bad Pep! I'm sure they could tell from the flailing he was cursing, they just couldn't prove it.
*hangs head* I really thought I could escape though! I really did!
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