Comments | talktodahandeh: (Meme) If you can decode this, props to you

talktodahandeh

(Meme) If you can decode this, props to you

Oct 10, 2009 21:48

Lissen mun,

Y'know az well az I do tha' y'need t' play me a lil' bedder, bu'ye're no' doin' i' to yer full potential. Firsuval, I AM NO' FAT. I dunno why ereyone thinks I am, but they're wrong. An' how come I'm no' makin' funuvtha Cheesehead more? (And who izthis Indianananana kid? Y'mean the black hole t'the south, roughly?)

Oh, an' I see yer ( Read more... )

mun what is this?, non-canon, the accent prevails, ic, ooc

Comments 19

hoosier_state October 11 2009, 02:08:47 UTC

I'm not a black hole...

fatty fatty two by four can't fit through the kitchen door!

talktodahandeh October 11 2009, 02:12:02 UTC

Who're you again?

At least I exist.

hoosier_state October 11 2009, 02:13:56 UTC

Indiana. I took care of you for a little while back in the day. Remember?

At least I have money.

talktodahandeh October 11 2009, 02:15:49 UTC

...Ya did? I was taken care of a liddle shortstop like you?

ARE YOU CALLING ME OUT, PUNK?! HUH?!

Thread 10

escanabas October 11 2009, 02:12:32 UTC

Ya are obese.

talktodahandeh October 11 2009, 02:13:19 UTC

Yer too skinny.

escanabas October 11 2009, 02:16:38 UTC

Ya don't give me 'nuff money fer food, eh.

talktodahandeh October 11 2009, 02:18:15 UTC

Whudder ya talkin' abou', Yooper?

[Griffin will not point out he has a 'Say Ya to Da UP, eh?' bumper sticker on the back of his FORD F-150, BUY AMERICAN.]

Thread 5

hawkeyeiowa October 11 2009, 16:39:39 UTC

Mun,

Uh, yeah. I'm not as scrawny as you'd like to think I am. I don't know why you keep making me a big wuss. I mean, my team beat out Griffin's yesterday, and we're undefeated. I'd have to say that's one of my more awesome qualities. Other than that, it takes a real man to drive a tractor some odd miles a day, then husk corn by hand (in the old days at least, but it built character!) so stop making me a pansy.

Oh, and I'm not that disorganized or absent-minded, either. I can keep track of Mitch and Maddie just fine. I keep my space practically spotless, so I'd ask that you quit saying I don't. Oh, and can I see Lou more or something? Family is very important to me, you know.

Other than that, I'm cool with how you play me. You should really call your cousins up to get ideas or something, because I know you miss Waukee something fierce. Waukee misses you as well.

Sincerely,
Jack

P.S. DO NOT BRING HIM INTO THIS AT ALL, DO YOU HEAR ME? I SEE WHAT YOU'RE THINKING!

tetoncowgirl October 11 2009, 16:41:49 UTC

Mun,

You suck.

Either do more stuff with me, or do nothing at all.

And do something with my profile instead of procrastinating.

Oh, and for the love of all things holy, RESEARCH!

-Cody

Written on one of the walls in HQ straitrockcity October 11 2009, 16:44:41 UTC

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