[for and_ipityamy] For he's a jolly good fellow ...

[talks_for_ten]

So what do you want for your birthday?

... And don't say a pony.

Comments

[and_ipityamy]

But ponies are so practical.

[called_thumper]

That's what I keep telling her. She never listens to me.

[and_ipityamy]

I know I'd be the hit of the college if I show up and park my brand new pony. Plus, if she buys me a pony you can buy me a pony comb.

[called_thumper]

Hell yes.

And hey, I already got your gift, unlike Miss Last Minute over here.