KEEP YOUR JESUS OFF MY PENIS:

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Keep your Jesus off my penis
Keep your bible off my balls
Keep your prayers out of my ears
And your crosses off my walls
You can keep the virgin mother
And the resurrection too
Keep your Jesus off my penis
I'll keep my penis off of ( Read more... )

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LAST DAY OF SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

So happy!!!!!!

Well, I want to know who's doing what today, if any one is free to celebrate our new found freedom.

IT'S BROKEN!!!  IT'S FUCKING BROKEN!!!

Here's the story if you don't know.

I'm at the GSA picnic at Nottaway Park, and I was w/ Christa on the swings.  Norman, who is 200 pounds, starts to climb up on top of the swing set.  (I don't know why)  Here's how it went:

Norman:  Ahh, I dropped my glasses.

Me: I'll get them.

Christa: ( Read more... )

CHECK OUT MY NEW ICON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
done by my wonderful and fabulos H.L.L., Angie

Woke up early today (@ ten), then spent the afternoon avoiding homework and watching the movie 'Sense and Sensibility'. I love Alan Rickman, but it's kinda creepy seeing him in a romantic role after seeing him blow-up a guy's head in Die Hard. I can't go to Margaret Cho, my HLL is out of town, and it's no fun to see it by yourself. When and ( Read more... )

I looked on Margaret Cho's websit, and the the tickets for her show are $45.oo. She's going to be at the Warner theatre next week on wed and thurs, and my HLL is going to see it with me, aka Angie, my hot, lesbian, lover. I'm trying to makwe the Margaret Cho thing into a GSA feild trip, but so far no go. Were having a bake sale so we can raise ( Read more... )

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I'm in the Labariy writing an essay on volleyball for gy, b/c I can't do gym b/c of my anckle! MY LIFE IS NOTHING BUT FUN!