So...
[...Hiccup isn't the best at starting conversations. But he does like talking with people over the comms.
But what to say...
What to say...]
This one time, when my dad was a baby, he ripped a dragon's head clean off it's shoulders.
[This falls out of his face in a rush.]
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I--I'm just--I'm--I'm, you know, just trying to make conversation, here
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As fer th' beard part, me race don' grow beards.
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But anyways, it sounds like you have a good excuse. I just don't get why all the other men--like. Well, men like me don't have--
Well, no, not men like me. I'm not a man yet, I'm still--
I'm a boy, but my race is man.
So men.
This got confused.
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Me guess is tha' they jest don' want one.
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Okay, that's... Kind of terrifying.
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Which part?
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The part about your dad. And the dragon head.
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Right, that.
Funny story. If you ever met him, you'd probably get it a little better. Though...honestly, whenever I picture my dad as a baby, he still has the beard.
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Your dad--
REALLY? The--- you're kidding.
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I know what you're thinking.
But no, I am not.
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[Another pause.]
What's he like? Your dad. Other than "beastly strong".
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[Huh. How's the best way to put this...]
You know how I am?
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[SIGNIFICANT PAUSE.]
What is a dragon?
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Uhhh, okay, do you know what a reptile is?
Oh. Oh wait, hold on. I have a picture.
But it does help to know what a reptile is. Like a lizard or something.
[He'll let you respond, and get that picture sent with the rest of the description tagged on when he replies back.]
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I dislike them.
[Ironhide, you dislike everything.]
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Not that there aren't some guys who...well, let's say aren't very good at growing beards. Even then, they have stubble.
I guess what gets me is how young everyone looks, here.
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... You're father sounds very powerful.
[Not that she condones violence, but to each their own, you know?]
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[Which...is funny to Hiccup because his dad was always against any dragon killing machines his son tried building.]
Sorry, do you know what a dragon is?
[Are you gonna give him an excuse to show more people his sketches?]
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